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"An eskimo breaks down in Wales..."

and a local Welsh farmer (Hurrah!) comes to his aid.

Farmer looks inside his car bonnet:

WF: "Yeah, you've blown a seal mate"
Eskimo: "So what if I've blown a seal? You get it on with Sheep all the time, and I never say anything".

Also German woman love thier sausages if you know what I mean.

Well done on repeating what was already said.

That eskimo joke was in Nuts magazine....

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Why on earth were you awake so early on a Saturday morning?!

That was horrible. Heh heh heh . . .

That was far too obvious. Still raised a smile.

A platoon of the French foreign legion have been out in the desert training for three months, and one of the men is desperate for a shag. He asks another soldier about what they do around here for sex.

"Well, you see, most of us get on that camel and..."

And before he can finish, his comrade is off f**king the camel. He comes back ...

"That was great!" he said. But he was then interrupted.

"If you'd have let me finish what I was saying, I would have told you that most of us get on the camel and ride it to the brothel in the village 20 miles away..."

I think it was in "Zoo" or "nuts" magazine?

Still class :-D

I quite enjoyed it. Raised a smile, to say the least.

Well done.

Heh, been done similarly before somewhere. Still one of those mildly amusing jokes.