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When I was a spotty sad 14-year-old, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. Any girl would do.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but she was as passionate as a dead kipper, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, really passionate, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl. There was no way you could fall off this bike. But she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older, wiser, and I'm looking for a girl with big t!ts.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but she was as passionate as a dead kipper, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, really passionate, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl. There was no way you could fall off this bike. But she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older, wiser, and I'm looking for a girl with big t!ts.
Aye, when all is said and done, big t!ts rule the rooster.
I like the ending very good. Gave me a laugh.
Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I read that up until you said you were 31, then I went... 'he's never
> 31' and it dawned on me. Muuuuh.
You know how old I am. I'm only a wee one.
> I read that up until you said you were 31, then I went... 'he's never
> 31' and it dawned on me. Muuuuh.
You know how old I am. I'm only a wee one.
Haha, excellent. :-D
I read that up until you said you were 31, then I went... 'he's never 31' and it dawned on me. Muuuuh.
0WNED!!
0WNED!!
:-D
:D Excellent.
I've done half that already, damn, so much to look forward to...
I've done half that already, damn, so much to look forward to...
lol, excellent :^)
You read my autobiography then?
:^D
:^D
When I was a spotty sad 14-year-old, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. Any girl would do.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but she was as passionate as a dead kipper, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, really passionate, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl. There was no way you could fall off this bike. But she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older, wiser, and I'm looking for a girl with big t!ts.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but she was as passionate as a dead kipper, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, really passionate, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl. There was no way you could fall off this bike. But she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older, wiser, and I'm looking for a girl with big t!ts.