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2. What would be your perfect film scene?
3. Who would be in this scene with you, could be famous or someone you know personally?
4. If you were to be in any existing movie what would you be in and why?
5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
6. What would it be about?
7. Who would star in it?
8. What rating would it be?
9. Write a Summary about your made up film.
> 1. If you were to be any film character, who would you be and why,
> this could be existing or make believe?
R2D2
> 2. What would be your perfect film scene?
A scene where I, R2, make it with a toaster in the middle of a staff canteen. The toast would pop up at the climax. One of the people who were watching would then say "I can't believe it's not better" and we'd all laugh.
> 3. Who would be in this scene with you, could be famous or someone
> you know personally?
Morphy Richards four slice, with crumb tray and heat sensor.
> 4. If you were to be in any existing movie what would you be in and
> why?
Cannonball run. Me and C3PO on a hoverbike, my wit, his campness, Dastardly and Mutley in robot form. Oscars aplently.
> 5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
The scary monster
> 6. What would it be about?
A scary monster made of the body parts of iconic horror classics. It come to life when all horror films are destroyed by a passing Comet, somehow.
> 7. Who would star in it?
Frank Bruno (as Hank Juno, ex boxer and monster hunter) and H from Steps (as I, the ex "pop star" and amateur astrologist).
> 8. What rating would it be?
US. Utterly shiite.
> 9. Write a Summary about your made up film.
Tagline "The sum of a monster's parts may be greater than its whole"
Plot: All horror films are destroyed when a Comet goes past the earth or something, so Hank Juno contacts amateur astrologist, I, to find out why. The revelation at the end of the film, that an astrologist is not the same as an astronomer, is the most shocking and brutal to ever grace the screen.
> 5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
>
> Shaolin Zombies in the Hood
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> 6. What would it be about?
>
> Kung Fu fighting zombies in hood
>
> 7. Who would star in it?
>
> Tom Savini as the drifter who fights zombies with nun chukas and one
> liners.
>
> 8. What rating would it be?
>
> Unrated to make sure all the good stuff stays in.
>
> 9. Write a Summary about your made up film.
>
> Lots of neck napping, head popping, face munching, kung-fu kicking
> zombie action. Oh and Denise Richards and Heather Graham just getting
> it on for the hell of it.
Stop what you're doing and get writing that frickin' screenplay right now!!
I think having zombies and all the associated blood and guts they bring to the screen, combined with nun-chukas and Tom Savini would be the bestest film ever. You may also like to cast Bruce Cambell and Roger Moore in it too, then you'd have a cult classic.
> Geffdof wrote:
> Mary McFly.
>
> Just to remind you, in case you edit it, that this is what you want
> to be known as.
OOps. Mary's real cool too you know.
> 1. If you were to be any film character, who would you be and why,
> this could be existing or make believe?
Spider-man, to do whatever a spider can.
> 2. What would be your perfect film scene?
Wild Things but replace Matt Dillon with Heather Graham and replace Neve Campbell with Kate Hudson.
>
> 3. Who would be in this scene with you, could be famous or someone
> you know personally?
See above.
> 4. If you were to be in any existing movie what would you be in and
> why?
Dawn of the Dead (original). To crack some Zombies heads open with a shotgun.
> 5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
Shaolin Zombies in the Hood
> 6. What would it be about?
Kung Fu fighting zombies in hood
> 7. Who would star in it?
Tom Savini as the drifter who fights zombies with nun chukas and one liners.
> 8. What rating would it be?
Unrated to make sure all the good stuff stays in.
> 9. Write a Summary about your made up film.
Lots of neck napping, head popping, face munching, kung-fu kicking zombie action. Oh and Denise Richards and Heather Graham just getting it on for the hell of it.
> Mary McFly.
Just to remind you, in case you edit it, that this is what you want to be known as.
> 1. If you were to be any film character, who would you be and why,
> this could be existing or make believe?
Mary McFly. He's cool, has a band, is a hit with the ladies and has a time machine.
>
> 2. What would be your perfect film scene?
Some sort of romantic sex scene, I cant think of a perticualr one off hand.
>
> 3. Who would be in this scene with you, could be famous or someone
> you know personally?
Well there is this girl who I like at the moment who shall remain namesless, She doesnt like me in that way like, but heh its only a film.
>
> 4. If you were to be in any existing movie what would you be in and
> why?
Battle Royal. Its a pretty cool film.
>
> 5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
Geffdofs big day out. Or possibly just Big Day Out.
>
> 6. What would it be about?
It would be a huge adventure film about the hero, me, Geffdof, and what happens in a day in his life.
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> 7. Who would star in it?
Eddy Murphy. Bear in mind I'm a 6ft2" ginger/blond, so I dunno why I picked him.
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> 8. What rating would it be?
Probably a 15, maybe an 18
>
> 9. Write a Summary about your made up film.
Geffdof leaves his house early one morning to find a man with a shotgun trying to shoot him. He escapes unharmed but has no idea about why it happened. Maybe it had something to do with that gangland boss' daughter who he sh*gged last week?
Basically a big adventure film about Geffdof trying to find out why someone wants him dead and trying to stay alive.
> 1. If you were to be any film character, who would you be and why,
> this could be existing or make believe?
Han Solo. You need to ask?
> 2. What would be your perfect film scene?
The one where I shoot first!!!!
> 3. Who would be in this scene with you, could be famous or someone
> you know personally?
That stupid alien I shot first and some puppets.
> 4. If you were to be in any existing movie what would you be in and
> why?
Space Truc..I mean Star Wars!
> 5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
"Zombie Shotgun Revenge"
> 6. What would it be about?
Zombies, shotguns and revenge.
> 7. Who would star in it?
Harrison Ford.
> 8. What rating would it be?
50+
> 9. Write a Summary about your made up film.
I shoot zombies with my shotgun to get revenge for something.
(Snuggs, if you read, please post Jason's email!)
2. What would be your perfect film scene?
3. Who would be in this scene with you, could be famous or someone you know personally?
4. If you were to be in any existing movie what would you be in and why?
5. If you were to make your own film, what would you call it?
6. What would it be about?
7. Who would star in it?
8. What rating would it be?
9. Write a Summary about your made up film.