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Grandma's Oranges
Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a
hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and
had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly,
Denise's grandma came by and saw
her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her
grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, " Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
For English_bloke :)
Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a
hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and
had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly,
Denise's grandma came by and saw
her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her
grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, " Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
For English_bloke :)
:D
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Grandma's Oranges
Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a
hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and
had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly,
Denise's grandma came by and saw
her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her
grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, " Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
For English_bloke :)
Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a
hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and
had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly,
Denise's grandma came by and saw
her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her
grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, " Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
For English_bloke :)