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"Right, that's it..."

If you lot don't lighten up soon, I'll have to slap you all silly. Too many stories about death, destruction and all things melodramatic. Where's all the happy bunnies? Where is the love? (and no, that's not a cue to start singing).

And no, I'm not sore because I haven't won a GAD for ages either.

Just write some happy stuff, damn you...

If you lot don't lighten up soon, I'll have to slap you all silly. Too many stories about death, destruction and all things melodramatic. Where's all the happy bunnies? Where is the love? (and no, that's not a cue to start singing).

And no, I'm not sore because I haven't won a GAD for ages either.

Just write some happy stuff, damn you...

There was a guy who was delivering a truck of bricks to a building site. When he arrived there there was one brick to many. He took the brick and threw it off the side of a bridge.

I love tinned pineapple

SHEEPY wrote:
> I love tinned pineapple

I don't. It makes me think of death and destruction. Its all too melodramatic!

Two men were on a train. One had a dog, the other had a pipe. The smoke off the pipe was getting in the eyes of the dog and making it bark. This barking was getting on both the mens nerves so they decided to throw the dog and his pipe out of the window. When they arrived at the station the train pulled away and the dog came running to the two men. Guess what he had in his mouth................... ..................... ............ .............. ................. ..................... ....................... ............ ............the brick.

I thought it was his tounge?

Never did get that story anyway...

phi11ip wrote:
> I thought it was his tounge?
>
> Never did get that story anyway...

you have to read my first post first.

Erm...

I didn't really understand what that was supposed to tell me.

Meh.

Surely you could at least get it on with a secretary or intern?

pb wrote:
> I'm not sore because I haven't won a GAD for ages either.


Eh? What do you do to win your GADs?

You sly dog, Snuggly :^P