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After the GameCube was born in Nintendo HQ in Japan, during the reign of Sony, Games critics from the east came to Japan and asked, "Where is the one who has been born saviour of the people? We saw the star over Nintendo HQ from the east and have come to worship him."
When the Sony president heard this he was disturbed, and all his Sonylings with him. When he had called together his chief PR executives, he asked them what could be done about this device. "More insubstantial, senseless adverts." they replied. "This is what the prophet has written:
"But you, GameCube, in the world of games,
are by no means least among the rulers of this field;
for out of you will come a ruler
who will be the saviour of the console world."
Then the Sony president called the pr men secretly, and found out from them the exaclt time the star had appeared. He sent them out into the world and said, "Go and make a search for this machine. As soon as you find it, repoert to me, so that I too may marvel at its specifications."
After the had heard their boss, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stoppped over the place where the GameCube was. When they saw the star, they scowled at the night. On entering the house, they saw the GameCube with its creators, and they were instantly converted, and bowed down before it. And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Sony HQ, they returned to their homes by another route.
When the Sony president realised he had been outwitted by his betraying executives, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Japan ten years old and under, in accordance with Nintendo's target audience.
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When the Sony president died, he realised the errors of his ways, and pledged his eternal support for Nintendo.
When the Sony president heard this he was disturbed, and all his Sonylings with him. When he had called together his chief PR executives, he asked them what could be done about this device. "More insubstantial, senseless adverts." they replied. "This is what the prophet has written:
"But you, GameCube, in the world of games,
are by no means least among the rulers of this field;
for out of you will come a ruler
who will be the saviour of the console world."
Then the Sony president called the pr men secretly, and found out from them the exaclt time the star had appeared. He sent them out into the world and said, "Go and make a search for this machine. As soon as you find it, repoert to me, so that I too may marvel at its specifications."
After the had heard their boss, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stoppped over the place where the GameCube was. When they saw the star, they scowled at the night. On entering the house, they saw the GameCube with its creators, and they were instantly converted, and bowed down before it. And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Sony HQ, they returned to their homes by another route.
When the Sony president realised he had been outwitted by his betraying executives, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Japan ten years old and under, in accordance with Nintendo's target audience.
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When the Sony president died, he realised the errors of his ways, and pledged his eternal support for Nintendo.
Okay, okay, not the greatest ever bible spoof. Let it die now. Please ;)
The bible Rocks!! Oh, it's about gaming. Damn it!
Me too. Bad Topic. Forget it. End of Story. Blasphemy not accepted.
The Game.
The Game.
I think I prefer the Bible's version.....
After the GameCube was born in Nintendo HQ in Japan, during the reign of Sony, Games critics from the east came to Japan and asked, "Where is the one who has been born saviour of the people? We saw the star over Nintendo HQ from the east and have come to worship him."
When the Sony president heard this he was disturbed, and all his Sonylings with him. When he had called together his chief PR executives, he asked them what could be done about this device. "More insubstantial, senseless adverts." they replied. "This is what the prophet has written:
"But you, GameCube, in the world of games,
are by no means least among the rulers of this field;
for out of you will come a ruler
who will be the saviour of the console world."
Then the Sony president called the pr men secretly, and found out from them the exaclt time the star had appeared. He sent them out into the world and said, "Go and make a search for this machine. As soon as you find it, repoert to me, so that I too may marvel at its specifications."
After the had heard their boss, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stoppped over the place where the GameCube was. When they saw the star, they scowled at the night. On entering the house, they saw the GameCube with its creators, and they were instantly converted, and bowed down before it. And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Sony HQ, they returned to their homes by another route.
When the Sony president realised he had been outwitted by his betraying executives, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Japan ten years old and under, in accordance with Nintendo's target audience.
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When the Sony president died, he realised the errors of his ways, and pledged his eternal support for Nintendo.
When the Sony president heard this he was disturbed, and all his Sonylings with him. When he had called together his chief PR executives, he asked them what could be done about this device. "More insubstantial, senseless adverts." they replied. "This is what the prophet has written:
"But you, GameCube, in the world of games,
are by no means least among the rulers of this field;
for out of you will come a ruler
who will be the saviour of the console world."
Then the Sony president called the pr men secretly, and found out from them the exaclt time the star had appeared. He sent them out into the world and said, "Go and make a search for this machine. As soon as you find it, repoert to me, so that I too may marvel at its specifications."
After the had heard their boss, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stoppped over the place where the GameCube was. When they saw the star, they scowled at the night. On entering the house, they saw the GameCube with its creators, and they were instantly converted, and bowed down before it. And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Sony HQ, they returned to their homes by another route.
When the Sony president realised he had been outwitted by his betraying executives, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Japan ten years old and under, in accordance with Nintendo's target audience.
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When the Sony president died, he realised the errors of his ways, and pledged his eternal support for Nintendo.