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Fri 25/06/04 at 07:57
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"Lisan al-Gaib"
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This has got me absolutely p!ssing myself laughing. I must buy this.......

[URL]http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html[/URL]

"Death metal band with parrot as lead singer -- Hatebeak

The new album by HATEBEAK -- the world's only deathmetal band with an avian vocalist -- promises music so terrifying it will "make you vacate your bowels." Song titles inlcude Beak of Putrefaction and God of Empty Nest. "Hatebeak pecks your eyes out and assaults your ears in a flurry of pummeling riffs and grey feathers that leaves you lying in a pool of blood begging for more." Buy a clear vinyl 7" for $5 postage paid."

"Face-crushing guitars, head-pounding drums, bass so low it’ll make you vacate your bowels, and vocals so scorching, so extreme, they can’t be human. They’re not. This death metal outfit with a parrot for a singer takes your head off with two stabs to the throat. That’s right, a parrot for a singer, coming at you without mercy, Hatebeak pecks your eyes out and assaults your ears in a flurry of pummeling riffs and grey feathers that leaves you lying in a pool of blood begging for more. The first metal band in history with an avian vocalist!"

HATEBEAK:
1. Beak of Putrefaction
2. God of Empty Nest

[URL]http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/images/covers/cover_hatebeek.jpg[/URL] The cover.

[edit]And on the animal theme, "Canius", who have two pitbulls in the band.

[URL]http://www.pitbullgrindcore.com/[/URL] Download the mp3. Its genius (although sounds like someone doing an impression of a pitbull)

This has really brightened up my day. :)
Thu 01/07/04 at 16:17
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[URL] www.mchawking.com [/URL]

Then go to multimedia.
Mon 28/06/04 at 07:52
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"Lisan al-Gaib"
Posts: 7,093
witch-king wrote:
> Bands like that are overrated. Get Fear Factory.

I've got fear factory thanks, and if you think a parrot "doing" black metal wouldn't raise a laugh or two you have no sense of humour. ;)
Sun 27/06/04 at 20:13
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"END OF AN ERA"
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Bands like that are overrated. Get Fear Factory.
Sun 27/06/04 at 14:35
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"Hellfire Stoker"
Posts: 10,534
monkey_man wrote:
> Excellent! This is possibly better than that site that made Stephen
> Hawing rapping Mp3s.

What's the site called? That sounds fantastic! =D

If you wanted weird crap, MP3.com used to be the place. Fighting Chipmunks, songs about Zoophaelia- everything! Wonder if its replacemnt, CNet downloads offers such rubbish nowadays...
Sun 27/06/04 at 13:00
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"\\"
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They probably just recorded them for hours on end while poking them with sticks then put whatever sounded right into the song.

And there are two dogs.
Sun 27/06/04 at 02:11
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Do you think the dog recorded live or was just sampled?


If it was recorded live then it's one talented mutt...
Fri 25/06/04 at 11:06
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"Pouch Ape"
Posts: 14,499
Excellent! This is possibly better than that site that made Stephen Hawing rapping Mp3s.
Fri 25/06/04 at 07:57
Regular
"Lisan al-Gaib"
Posts: 7,093
This has got me absolutely p!ssing myself laughing. I must buy this.......

[URL]http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html[/URL]

"Death metal band with parrot as lead singer -- Hatebeak

The new album by HATEBEAK -- the world's only deathmetal band with an avian vocalist -- promises music so terrifying it will "make you vacate your bowels." Song titles inlcude Beak of Putrefaction and God of Empty Nest. "Hatebeak pecks your eyes out and assaults your ears in a flurry of pummeling riffs and grey feathers that leaves you lying in a pool of blood begging for more." Buy a clear vinyl 7" for $5 postage paid."

"Face-crushing guitars, head-pounding drums, bass so low it’ll make you vacate your bowels, and vocals so scorching, so extreme, they can’t be human. They’re not. This death metal outfit with a parrot for a singer takes your head off with two stabs to the throat. That’s right, a parrot for a singer, coming at you without mercy, Hatebeak pecks your eyes out and assaults your ears in a flurry of pummeling riffs and grey feathers that leaves you lying in a pool of blood begging for more. The first metal band in history with an avian vocalist!"

HATEBEAK:
1. Beak of Putrefaction
2. God of Empty Nest

[URL]http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/images/covers/cover_hatebeek.jpg[/URL] The cover.

[edit]And on the animal theme, "Canius", who have two pitbulls in the band.

[URL]http://www.pitbullgrindcore.com/[/URL] Download the mp3. Its genius (although sounds like someone doing an impression of a pitbull)

This has really brightened up my day. :)

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