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[URL] http://www.kingdomofloathing.com [/URL]
For people, like me, who spend too much time on the net, and like me, actually enjoy playing the turn based RPG's, but hate how serious they usually are.
Any game where you can cut your hand, place a bloody handprint on a volleyball then drag it around with you as a sidekick has to go high on my list of all-time-cool-things-to-do.
It's good fun, got a great sense of humour, and worth a look.
For people, like me, who spend too much time on the net, and like me, actually enjoy playing the turn based RPG's, but hate how serious they usually are.
Any game where you can cut your hand, place a bloody handprint on a volleyball then drag it around with you as a sidekick has to go high on my list of all-time-cool-things-to-do.
It's good fun, got a great sense of humour, and worth a look.
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Does anyone know any (good) RPG games that run on macromedia shockwave player?
I'm loving it.
Bah, I'm out of adventures.
And damn your tagline, Grix.
Bah, I'm out of adventures.
And damn your tagline, Grix.
Your best bet is the forums, there's no real help anywhere so it's tough to get going.
Meat is the game's currency, which you use to buy things. Go to the town and shop around.
Your first port of call, without doubt, is that n00b mountain in... the mountains.
Meat is the game's currency, which you use to buy things. Go to the town and shop around.
Your first port of call, without doubt, is that n00b mountain in... the mountains.
This game is great, but I looked through the documentation and I can't seem to find anywhere that explains what everything does - like what Meat is used for and stuff.
While sneaking through the alley, you encounter a giant bowling ball.
"HEY, YOU" it rumbles, improbably. "HAVE YOU SEEN ANY BOWLING PINS AROUND HERE?"
"Nope, can't say that I have," you reply.
"YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE A BOWLING PIN, IF I SQUINT. MAYBE I SHOULD KNOCK YOU DOWN."
He rushes at you, but you jump aside at the last second. The bowling ball rolls into the gutter and gets stuck.
Moxious!
Genius.
"HEY, YOU" it rumbles, improbably. "HAVE YOU SEEN ANY BOWLING PINS AROUND HERE?"
"Nope, can't say that I have," you reply.
"YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE A BOWLING PIN, IF I SQUINT. MAYBE I SHOULD KNOCK YOU DOWN."
He rushes at you, but you jump aside at the last second. The bowling ball rolls into the gutter and gets stuck.
Moxious!
Genius.
I'm only level 2.
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It's not for everyone, but I find the humour fantastic.
I often tend to adventure in the valley over the orc chasm. *chuckle*
I often tend to adventure in the valley over the orc chasm. *chuckle*
I'm enjoying the bums trying to bum rush me.
Different, I'll say.
Different, I'll say.
That game is boring - well I think so, dunno about you . . .
Registering now as a 'Disco Bandit'
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