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"Puppy"

We got a dog yesterday, a Border collie pup – looks really nice with a smooth Brown and White coat instead of the traditional Black and white. Its quite an intelligent dog, taught it to sit already, and it Pee's on the newspapers – which is always a good thing. 10 minutes ago it went for a number 2 on some bills; we share the same distastes. Good dog.

Paradox: wrote:
> Call it woody and you'll be suffocated with penis related jokes.

Umm, good point !

Hahahaha!

My cat says hello everytime it sees me. Think its next word will be chicken as it watches big brother.

Your cat said "cucumber" ... ? Were you asking what type of sandwich it wanted or something?

Could call it Nothing too.

*growling noises from the other room*
"What's that?"
"Oh, that's Nothing."

I like names like that, but I've vowed to call my next pet 'Cucumber' after my late-cat's first word.

Call him defer :p

Call it "The Goldfish".

*bark bark*
"What's that?"
"The Goldfish."

Paradox: wrote:
> DiscoDexy wrote:
> Not really, its in the Name testing stage.
> My sister started to call it Woody, due to its wood like coat, and
> it
> seems to respond to that. But a find a good firm whistle is far
> better than a name.
>
> Call it woody and you'll be suffocated with penis

*giggles*

DiscoDexy wrote:
> Not really, its in the Name testing stage.
> My sister started to call it Woody, due to its wood like coat, and it
> seems to respond to that. But a find a good firm whistle is far
> better than a name.

Call it woody and you'll be suffocated with penis related jokes.

call it "dog" or "ducking fog" (swap the d and f)

We'll be selling puppies soon.

Anyone interested, send a cheque for £600 to me and I'll post one to you the day it's born*.

*Posted using Royal Mail Special Delivery.