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"Holy mother in hell"

I jst poked myslef in the eye
oh god im blind

I did that the other week, Myst. It hurt like a b*tch, I thought I'd done my eye in. A lot of blinking, and a gallon of tears later, and it was cushty again.

I'm not in the most sociable mood as I'm feeling the onset of some minging cold. So I'm gonna tuck myself up in bed with a pint of OJ, and get some goddamn sleep.

Goodnight all.

England 4 - 2 Croatia

Rooney score 2
lampard
Scholes

Proberly!

T'urgh, was he caught flashing in the park again?

I dunna, i reckon E_B might be interested, lets wait til he's back from court!

Hey. Time for another bidding frenzy by Borat and Tim which is sniped at the last minute by Azul.

~anyone want to buy a vibrator, one ower previously, was Mystique~

Probably not properly as you couldn't sell them otherwise...

Why's that?

Trying to get my niece asleep! GRRR!!

*Darling is mesmorized by the Ann Summers website*