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During the trial, Gates's multi-million dollar all-star legal team managed to convince the jury that black was white (Peter Molyneux and Lionhead Studios are considering their legal position), left was right (new editions of the Spike Lee film will now be sold in packaging reading 'do the left thing'), up was down (boyband 5ive are understood to be reviewing 'Keep on moving') and that the girl in the lynx razor advert is no relation to Julia Roberts.
'Big Willie' Gates himself, and wife Pearl have declined to comment on the outcome of the trial, but a spokesperson for Microsoft has hinted as to plans to follow this success by filing a claim for lost profits against Chris Rea's record company, alleging their unfair encouragement of the public not to upgrade computer software via the re-worked compilation album 'New Light Through Old Windows'.
In a completely unrelated story, one high court judge and twelve members of the public (all coincidently on jury duty at the time of the anouncement) have each won approximately $5 million on the California state lottery, sponsored by Windows ME.
I guess the web site thing is a kind of compliment... just not a great compliment.
But credit goes out to ya, if u did do this
> Which web-site did I read this on again?.....
This is all original.
You disagree, go find the web site, bring us all the url (it'll be in your history folder - no excuses), and if you don't we can all assume you're wrong.
Don't be a hater.
You know I hate Microsoft :D
During the trial, Gates's multi-million dollar all-star legal team managed to convince the jury that black was white (Peter Molyneux and Lionhead Studios are considering their legal position), left was right (new editions of the Spike Lee film will now be sold in packaging reading 'do the left thing'), up was down (boyband 5ive are understood to be reviewing 'Keep on moving') and that the girl in the lynx razor advert is no relation to Julia Roberts.
'Big Willie' Gates himself, and wife Pearl have declined to comment on the outcome of the trial, but a spokesperson for Microsoft has hinted as to plans to follow this success by filing a claim for lost profits against Chris Rea's record company, alleging their unfair encouragement of the public not to upgrade computer software via the re-worked compilation album 'New Light Through Old Windows'.
In a completely unrelated story, one high court judge and twelve members of the public (all coincidently on jury duty at the time of the anouncement) have each won approximately $5 million on the California state lottery, sponsored by Windows ME.