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Mon 23/04/01 at 14:52
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The jury has returned their verdict, and Bill Gates has won his court action against Will Smith's producers for stealing an album title from Microsoft head's autobiography (work in progress), 'Big Willie Style'.

During the trial, Gates's multi-million dollar all-star legal team managed to convince the jury that black was white (Peter Molyneux and Lionhead Studios are considering their legal position), left was right (new editions of the Spike Lee film will now be sold in packaging reading 'do the left thing'), up was down (boyband 5ive are understood to be reviewing 'Keep on moving') and that the girl in the lynx razor advert is no relation to Julia Roberts.

'Big Willie' Gates himself, and wife Pearl have declined to comment on the outcome of the trial, but a spokesperson for Microsoft has hinted as to plans to follow this success by filing a claim for lost profits against Chris Rea's record company, alleging their unfair encouragement of the public not to upgrade computer software via the re-worked compilation album 'New Light Through Old Windows'.


In a completely unrelated story, one high court judge and twelve members of the public (all coincidently on jury duty at the time of the anouncement) have each won approximately $5 million on the California state lottery, sponsored by Windows ME.
Tue 24/04/01 at 07:45
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A Gates autiobiography?LoL.That's worse than a Chyna one.
Tue 24/04/01 at 01:14
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well it depends if they are thinking of a great website or a poor website.
Tue 24/04/01 at 01:12
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Thanks.

I guess the web site thing is a kind of compliment... just not a great compliment.
Tue 24/04/01 at 01:10
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this is quality, but i see how people can see how u could have just took it off a website.

But credit goes out to ya, if u did do this
Tue 24/04/01 at 01:05
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Goatboy wrote:
> Which web-site did I read this on again?.....

This is all original.

You disagree, go find the web site, bring us all the url (it'll be in your history folder - no excuses), and if you don't we can all assume you're wrong.

Don't be a hater.
Mon 23/04/01 at 19:20
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SHEEPY wrote:
>You know I hate Microsoft :D

Yeah, I don't know many people that don't hate them
Mon 23/04/01 at 15:31
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The one with the cheese!

You know I hate Microsoft :D
Mon 23/04/01 at 15:08
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Which web-site did I read this on again?.....
Mon 23/04/01 at 14:52
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Posts: 8,220
The jury has returned their verdict, and Bill Gates has won his court action against Will Smith's producers for stealing an album title from Microsoft head's autobiography (work in progress), 'Big Willie Style'.

During the trial, Gates's multi-million dollar all-star legal team managed to convince the jury that black was white (Peter Molyneux and Lionhead Studios are considering their legal position), left was right (new editions of the Spike Lee film will now be sold in packaging reading 'do the left thing'), up was down (boyband 5ive are understood to be reviewing 'Keep on moving') and that the girl in the lynx razor advert is no relation to Julia Roberts.

'Big Willie' Gates himself, and wife Pearl have declined to comment on the outcome of the trial, but a spokesperson for Microsoft has hinted as to plans to follow this success by filing a claim for lost profits against Chris Rea's record company, alleging their unfair encouragement of the public not to upgrade computer software via the re-worked compilation album 'New Light Through Old Windows'.


In a completely unrelated story, one high court judge and twelve members of the public (all coincidently on jury duty at the time of the anouncement) have each won approximately $5 million on the California state lottery, sponsored by Windows ME.

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