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"Two police officers trapped the bear inside and decided the best option was to shoot it dead rather than try to sedate it and risk an escape".
Hmmm, they've trapped it, thus one assumes it can't go anywhere, they have the ability to sedate it but the lure of shooting something must have overwhelmed them.
What they should have done is coaxed the Bear into a room in which someone is just coming round from an operation and watched their face as they wake up to see a Bear chewing their feet off. Unless the operation was to remove the person's feet in the first place, then of course the joke would not be so funny.
Oh and it may just be a co-incidence that the Bear the Police shot was Black. One wonders how they would have treated a Polar Bear?
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> should have used a sleeping dart.
>
> They didn't want to wake it up, so they went for an awake dart.
>
> {ok, who threw that cabbage?}
huh?
> should have used a sleeping dart.
They didn't want to wake it up, so they went for an awake dart.
{ok, who threw that cabbage?}
> Oh and it may just be a co-incidence that the Bear the Police shot
> was Black. One wonders how they would have treated a Polar Bear?
That is just pure genius
I can imagine dying rather horribly before that, trying to get the liver out of the bear!
> the sagacious one wrote:
> Oh and it may just be a co-incidence that the Bear the Police shot
> was Black. One wonders how they would have treated a Polar Bear?
> *****
>
> For a moment there I considered commenting on how polar bears are one
> of the most dangerous animals in the world ... and then I got the
> joke.
Did you know that if you ate a Polar Bears' liver you'd die of Vitamin A poisoning?
> Oh and it may just be a co-incidence that the Bear the Police shot
> was Black. One wonders how they would have treated a Polar Bear?
*****
For a moment there I considered commenting on how polar bears are one of the most dangerous animals in the world ... and then I got the joke.