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"Important info from the DVLA"

"In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag - comprising of a red cross on a white background - will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required."

Excellent (the original email....oh, and the responses too.)

I read an article in my local paper about a company banning all employes from flying England flags (in England) because it might offend Muslims (who didnt originate in England, but decided to come and live here).

Is it just me or is this a load of c*ck.

be§§ant™ wrote:
> Ranma wrote:
> whenever we do put up flags you always here on the news about it
> offending poeple, which I never really understood, in America
> there's
> probably 5 flags for ever person living there. They even have little
> tiny American flags on top of their burgers.
>
> its offensive to foreigners who think that England is theres, NOTE:
> no offenense to those that are forgein

What?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Did you get this one too?
>
> ...
*****

Yep.

Ranma wrote:
> whenever we do put up flags you always here on the news about it
> offending poeple, which I never really understood, in America there's
> probably 5 flags for ever person living there. They even have little
> tiny American flags on top of their burgers.

its offensive to foreigners who think that England is theres, NOTE: no offenense to those that are forgein

When we get dumped out of Euro 2004, how do I fly my flag at half mast?

whenever we do put up flags you always here on the news about it offending poeple, which I never really understood, in America there's probably 5 flags for ever person living there. They even have little tiny American flags on top of their burgers.

lol, England should display there flags at all times!
it's a discrace to think they only put them up for football.

there both funny, "its funny because its true" (Cweek)

Heh, both good 'uns

Did you get this one too?

"Quote: It's just been reported that one of the French football players has failed a drugs test. If this is confirmed as positive, under FIFA rules, Paragraph 6 Sub-Section 2E, France will forfeit their 3 points and they'll be appointed to their opponents, England.


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