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Amsterdam has won the right to host the 2005 druggie Olympics, beating rivals Estonia (slogan- we put the stone[d] in Estonia) and Hungary (slogan- Hungary Hungary Hippos) into a bloody pulp, which will be recycled and made into a new country. Organisers of the event declared that since the other Olympics is full of cheating drug takers why not have a competition for honest drug taking drop outs?
The crazy Dutch, as lazy people with a hazy perception of what constitutes tired cliché call them, won due to their slogan "when people smoke our shiit they get so high they Netherlands again", and the fact that people can go to the red light district "just to see what it's like". Also tanked up British louts can chuck bicycles into the canals, which the wacky Dutch always find humorous.
A giant Olympic cone has been lit and is currently making its way around a party at a student flat in Barcelona, where it will then go onto a German uber-industrial rave, before finally making its way to the land of the clogs and windmills. Cheech and Chong have been given the honour of lighting the giant bong in the stadium's strip of waste land out the back, that's filled with discarded syringes and shopping trolleys.
Amongst the many controversial events the Stoners Marathon; where stoned Olympiads have to try and hold up a queue for as long as possible at a late night garage service point by pointlessly debating with the teller that Snickers is a crap name for a chocolate bar, and the Jim'll Fix you 100m; where addicts who have been forced into cold turkey for 24 hours race to be the first to get a fix from Jim the junky who has set up a "pizza delivery service" at the end of the track, really take the club biscuit.
A spokesperson for the event, who wasn't wearing any orange garments but assured me he was definatley (sic) Dutch shouted "the event is all about the juxtaposition of the agony of defeat and withdrawal with the ecstasy, yes it's mainly about the ecstasy, do you know I've just been clubbing all night and my ears are still ringing, and my feat really hurt as I've been wearing new clogs".
Anti-drugs campaigners have criticised the proposals saying that these unique "druglympiads" will become role models for impressionable kids who will watch the events on the new BBC digital channel 78 (reception coverage 1%) between 4am and 6am. "Any young girl, for example, will want to adopt the same life style as some crack wh*re they see competing for the right to win back their baby sold to the highest bidder on the internet in order to get some money for their next fix".
The medals covered in silver foil have also been condemned.
The crazy Dutch, as lazy people with a hazy perception of what constitutes tired cliché call them, won due to their slogan "when people smoke our shiit they get so high they Netherlands again", and the fact that people can go to the red light district "just to see what it's like". Also tanked up British louts can chuck bicycles into the canals, which the wacky Dutch always find humorous.
A giant Olympic cone has been lit and is currently making its way around a party at a student flat in Barcelona, where it will then go onto a German uber-industrial rave, before finally making its way to the land of the clogs and windmills. Cheech and Chong have been given the honour of lighting the giant bong in the stadium's strip of waste land out the back, that's filled with discarded syringes and shopping trolleys.
Amongst the many controversial events the Stoners Marathon; where stoned Olympiads have to try and hold up a queue for as long as possible at a late night garage service point by pointlessly debating with the teller that Snickers is a crap name for a chocolate bar, and the Jim'll Fix you 100m; where addicts who have been forced into cold turkey for 24 hours race to be the first to get a fix from Jim the junky who has set up a "pizza delivery service" at the end of the track, really take the club biscuit.
A spokesperson for the event, who wasn't wearing any orange garments but assured me he was definatley (sic) Dutch shouted "the event is all about the juxtaposition of the agony of defeat and withdrawal with the ecstasy, yes it's mainly about the ecstasy, do you know I've just been clubbing all night and my ears are still ringing, and my feat really hurt as I've been wearing new clogs".
Anti-drugs campaigners have criticised the proposals saying that these unique "druglympiads" will become role models for impressionable kids who will watch the events on the new BBC digital channel 78 (reception coverage 1%) between 4am and 6am. "Any young girl, for example, will want to adopt the same life style as some crack wh*re they see competing for the right to win back their baby sold to the highest bidder on the internet in order to get some money for their next fix".
The medals covered in silver foil have also been condemned.
Imagine the tension if there were several false starts...they'd be gnawing at their restraints.
I'd really love to see those olympics. I'd imagine the Jim'll fix it 100m- they'd all close to breaking the world record in 'de need for de weed' or whatever they're on.
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> my feat really hurt as I've been wearing new clogs
Hey, I have some new clogs, my feat don't hurt and I haven't been clubbing ALL night. In fact the clogs are the only thing I have in common with the new type contestants. Sad really :(
> my feat really hurt as I've been wearing new clogs
Hey, I have some new clogs, my feat don't hurt and I haven't been clubbing ALL night. In fact the clogs are the only thing I have in common with the new type contestants. Sad really :(
Amsterdam has won the right to host the 2005 druggie Olympics, beating rivals Estonia (slogan- we put the stone[d] in Estonia) and Hungary (slogan- Hungary Hungary Hippos) into a bloody pulp, which will be recycled and made into a new country. Organisers of the event declared that since the other Olympics is full of cheating drug takers why not have a competition for honest drug taking drop outs?
The crazy Dutch, as lazy people with a hazy perception of what constitutes tired cliché call them, won due to their slogan "when people smoke our shiit they get so high they Netherlands again", and the fact that people can go to the red light district "just to see what it's like". Also tanked up British louts can chuck bicycles into the canals, which the wacky Dutch always find humorous.
A giant Olympic cone has been lit and is currently making its way around a party at a student flat in Barcelona, where it will then go onto a German uber-industrial rave, before finally making its way to the land of the clogs and windmills. Cheech and Chong have been given the honour of lighting the giant bong in the stadium's strip of waste land out the back, that's filled with discarded syringes and shopping trolleys.
Amongst the many controversial events the Stoners Marathon; where stoned Olympiads have to try and hold up a queue for as long as possible at a late night garage service point by pointlessly debating with the teller that Snickers is a crap name for a chocolate bar, and the Jim'll Fix you 100m; where addicts who have been forced into cold turkey for 24 hours race to be the first to get a fix from Jim the junky who has set up a "pizza delivery service" at the end of the track, really take the club biscuit.
A spokesperson for the event, who wasn't wearing any orange garments but assured me he was definatley (sic) Dutch shouted "the event is all about the juxtaposition of the agony of defeat and withdrawal with the ecstasy, yes it's mainly about the ecstasy, do you know I've just been clubbing all night and my ears are still ringing, and my feat really hurt as I've been wearing new clogs".
Anti-drugs campaigners have criticised the proposals saying that these unique "druglympiads" will become role models for impressionable kids who will watch the events on the new BBC digital channel 78 (reception coverage 1%) between 4am and 6am. "Any young girl, for example, will want to adopt the same life style as some crack wh*re they see competing for the right to win back their baby sold to the highest bidder on the internet in order to get some money for their next fix".
The medals covered in silver foil have also been condemned.
The crazy Dutch, as lazy people with a hazy perception of what constitutes tired cliché call them, won due to their slogan "when people smoke our shiit they get so high they Netherlands again", and the fact that people can go to the red light district "just to see what it's like". Also tanked up British louts can chuck bicycles into the canals, which the wacky Dutch always find humorous.
A giant Olympic cone has been lit and is currently making its way around a party at a student flat in Barcelona, where it will then go onto a German uber-industrial rave, before finally making its way to the land of the clogs and windmills. Cheech and Chong have been given the honour of lighting the giant bong in the stadium's strip of waste land out the back, that's filled with discarded syringes and shopping trolleys.
Amongst the many controversial events the Stoners Marathon; where stoned Olympiads have to try and hold up a queue for as long as possible at a late night garage service point by pointlessly debating with the teller that Snickers is a crap name for a chocolate bar, and the Jim'll Fix you 100m; where addicts who have been forced into cold turkey for 24 hours race to be the first to get a fix from Jim the junky who has set up a "pizza delivery service" at the end of the track, really take the club biscuit.
A spokesperson for the event, who wasn't wearing any orange garments but assured me he was definatley (sic) Dutch shouted "the event is all about the juxtaposition of the agony of defeat and withdrawal with the ecstasy, yes it's mainly about the ecstasy, do you know I've just been clubbing all night and my ears are still ringing, and my feat really hurt as I've been wearing new clogs".
Anti-drugs campaigners have criticised the proposals saying that these unique "druglympiads" will become role models for impressionable kids who will watch the events on the new BBC digital channel 78 (reception coverage 1%) between 4am and 6am. "Any young girl, for example, will want to adopt the same life style as some crack wh*re they see competing for the right to win back their baby sold to the highest bidder on the internet in order to get some money for their next fix".
The medals covered in silver foil have also been condemned.