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"Introducing"

At the request of an undisclosed third party, my name is now John Nash.

Nothing special, you might say, or spleen, but what John lacks in outward change, he makes up for in the bitterness that has grown within his heart.

Fear this day.

Update: Today I saw a seagull that had died. It lay there, and as I tilted my head in affection, it said these nine words to me. "I shall hunt you down with every last of my nine lives" (I later discovered it was a cat in a seagull outfit.)

Cat in a seagull outfit.

You make me laugh, Nash.

I always thought you'd change your name to "Cups"

I admit it, it was me.

HAIL EL CAPITANO NASH.

At the request of an undisclosed third party, my name is now John Nash.

Nothing special, you might say, or spleen, but what John lacks in outward change, he makes up for in the bitterness that has grown within his heart.

Fear this day.

Update: Today I saw a seagull that had died. It lay there, and as I tilted my head in affection, it said these nine words to me. "I shall hunt you down with every last of my nine lives" (I later discovered it was a cat in a seagull outfit.)