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I haven't done one of these for a while, so I thought 'what the hell'
Sorry Faithless, it had to be done:
Mass Destraction
Whether long range cable or Wavebird one
A good controller is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your new console or an older one
Any console is a weapon of mass destraction
You catch a yellow pac-man or a pokemon
Game Icons are a weapon of mass destraction
Whether big flame-thrower or BFG Gun
Giant weapons are a weapon of mass destraction
My dad came into my room holding a PS1
I knew it was starting,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, passing on this on,
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the gamer of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya console a kiss
Then I had to go and play
In the morning I put a CD in my console’s lid,
Even though I was a kid
Certain things can't be hid
The game just grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left me in the story so old
I played, Jak and Daxter, it was more than alright,
And I played till the morning light.
Whether long range gun or singstar song
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your RPG or platforming fun
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
You could be N-64, PS2 or PS1
A Console is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Widescreen TV or a tiny one
Your screen is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Pikachu or tiny Aron
Pokemon is a weapon of mass destraction
We need to find a console, carry on,
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain’t goin’ to grannys or the store
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to sleep
The people overseas are just like we
Games players, amigos, unfettered and free
They play against the people on Broadband leads
And we need it
We need to play away
For the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right
Cos I just want to play, my console all night...
Sorry Faithless, it had to be done:
Mass Destraction
Whether long range cable or Wavebird one
A good controller is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your new console or an older one
Any console is a weapon of mass destraction
You catch a yellow pac-man or a pokemon
Game Icons are a weapon of mass destraction
Whether big flame-thrower or BFG Gun
Giant weapons are a weapon of mass destraction
My dad came into my room holding a PS1
I knew it was starting,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, passing on this on,
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the gamer of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya console a kiss
Then I had to go and play
In the morning I put a CD in my console’s lid,
Even though I was a kid
Certain things can't be hid
The game just grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left me in the story so old
I played, Jak and Daxter, it was more than alright,
And I played till the morning light.
Whether long range gun or singstar song
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your RPG or platforming fun
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
You could be N-64, PS2 or PS1
A Console is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Widescreen TV or a tiny one
Your screen is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Pikachu or tiny Aron
Pokemon is a weapon of mass destraction
We need to find a console, carry on,
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain’t goin’ to grannys or the store
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to sleep
The people overseas are just like we
Games players, amigos, unfettered and free
They play against the people on Broadband leads
And we need it
We need to play away
For the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right
Cos I just want to play, my console all night...
Weapons of mass destraction huh? Ok.
Oh it's a song parody...
*Zips back up*
Oh it's a song parody...
*Zips back up*
Paradox: wrote:
> What an optimised waste of time
That, my dear fellow, is what I am here for.
> What an optimised waste of time
That, my dear fellow, is what I am here for.
What an optimised waste of time
I liked it.
I liked it.
That was class.
It fitted perfectly with the song. Yus, good good.
It fitted perfectly with the song. Yus, good good.
Edit: Damn.
Anyhoo, good post.
Anyhoo, good post.
I haven't done one of these for a while, so I thought 'what the hell'
Sorry Faithless, it had to be done:
Mass Destraction
Whether long range cable or Wavebird one
A good controller is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your new console or an older one
Any console is a weapon of mass destraction
You catch a yellow pac-man or a pokemon
Game Icons are a weapon of mass destraction
Whether big flame-thrower or BFG Gun
Giant weapons are a weapon of mass destraction
My dad came into my room holding a PS1
I knew it was starting,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, passing on this on,
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the gamer of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya console a kiss
Then I had to go and play
In the morning I put a CD in my console’s lid,
Even though I was a kid
Certain things can't be hid
The game just grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left me in the story so old
I played, Jak and Daxter, it was more than alright,
And I played till the morning light.
Whether long range gun or singstar song
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your RPG or platforming fun
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
You could be N-64, PS2 or PS1
A Console is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Widescreen TV or a tiny one
Your screen is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Pikachu or tiny Aron
Pokemon is a weapon of mass destraction
We need to find a console, carry on,
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain’t goin’ to grannys or the store
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to sleep
The people overseas are just like we
Games players, amigos, unfettered and free
They play against the people on Broadband leads
And we need it
We need to play away
For the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right
Cos I just want to play, my console all night...
Sorry Faithless, it had to be done:
Mass Destraction
Whether long range cable or Wavebird one
A good controller is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your new console or an older one
Any console is a weapon of mass destraction
You catch a yellow pac-man or a pokemon
Game Icons are a weapon of mass destraction
Whether big flame-thrower or BFG Gun
Giant weapons are a weapon of mass destraction
My dad came into my room holding a PS1
I knew it was starting,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, passing on this on,
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the gamer of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya console a kiss
Then I had to go and play
In the morning I put a CD in my console’s lid,
Even though I was a kid
Certain things can't be hid
The game just grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left me in the story so old
I played, Jak and Daxter, it was more than alright,
And I played till the morning light.
Whether long range gun or singstar song
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether your RPG or platforming fun
Any game is a weapon of mass destraction
You could be N-64, PS2 or PS1
A Console is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Widescreen TV or a tiny one
Your screen is a weapon of mass destraction
Whether Pikachu or tiny Aron
Pokemon is a weapon of mass destraction
We need to find a console, carry on,
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
Gameplay is a weapon of mass destraction
My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain’t goin’ to grannys or the store
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to sleep
The people overseas are just like we
Games players, amigos, unfettered and free
They play against the people on Broadband leads
And we need it
We need to play away
For the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right
Cos I just want to play, my console all night...