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"" Now, son... ""

" Make sure you'er careful in everything you do on holiday. Drinking and everything... "

" Yes Dad "

*pause*

" Condoms "

" Oh for f... "

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He also asked if I've ever had the waccy baccy... that's like sex, drug and alcohol talks in one day.

My mum found my condoms underneath my bed

hehe, dude!!! you're the guy that f**ked the pie!!!

Did he catch you knocking one off into a tube-sock?

I don't think he'd even try it, he's a bigger kid than me.
As for mum, she's more about taking responsibility for your actions but she doesnt bother any more, i'm old enough, i dont drink, dont smoke, dont take drugs and she trust's me to have some common sense.

"I always struggle to find which side unravels"

Yeah, leave it to the girl I says. But then SHE gets it wrong half the time. Bah.

"Especially when wrecked"

See above. Just hope she isn't as wrecked as you are.

yeah I agree.

utterly.

my parents dont care about me.

Come to think about it they havent spoken to me in about 2 months. Im not certain they still live here.

it's cool that he looks out for you though dude..
it may be a bit of a pain, but it's a good thing really :)

SHEEPY wrote:
> I always struggle to find which side unravels
>
> Especially when wrecked, I may double up. Don't want knob rot.

Especially if its one of those fancy spermicidal ones, and you end up with the goo on the outside. Mind you, saves the cost of lubricant.

Hey, maaaaann - I ain't no juuunnnnnkie maaannnn!

Seriously, I stop for a month every fourth month - not sure exactly why, just to make sure I still can I 'spose.

Or used to, his mate grew them.

Like you Timmmmaaarrrgggh you junkie ;)