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It was an exceptionally warm day in the iron-ore melting pits of Satanix and Satanoid's workplace. Their workplace had no official name, but was categorised by its incredible heat and its seemingly neverending fires.
Satanix and Satanoid had been created in this very place, for its job was to melt down ore and then fashion robots from the said ore. They were two such robots, and since they were only one serial number apart, considered themselves to be brothers. In the robot world, this is how the sibling delegation process worked - robots 789778 and 789779 would be brothers, as would 789777 and 789778, but 789777 and 789779 would not be brothers, despite sharing a sibling in 789778.
Anyway, Satanix and Satanoid went about their business, keeping the ore melting pit of eternal fire in good order by inserting fuel as it arrived periodically. It was a good job, they thought, as it required only moderate effort to get the struggling fuel in - their robotic powers could easily cope with a little hassle.
Then one day their master entered. He was not a robot, yet considered himself superior to his workers, which was quite baffling. Instead, he was an American and his name was René.
"got any ore bro?", René said to Satanoid.
"Why of course sir, our job is to make the ore into robots - the supply is right over there."
"Where did you get this ore?", René asked.
"From the cave over there, sir" replied Satanix
René looks furious.
"THAT'S MY PERSONAL ORE CAVE!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ORE FROM THERE!!"
"but sir, the main ore stocks ran out..." Satanoid pleaded.
"BLAH BLAH SIR NOTHING!! I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU, NOW LISTEN HERE!
I am going to get you kicked off."
Satanoid and Satanix look sad.
They stand in front of René arm in arm, run towards him and do a DOBLE TEAM CLOTHESLINE OH MY GOD THEY CLEAN TOOK HIS HEAD OFF. LITERALLY.
René's head rolls along the ground into the firey ore pit.
At this point Enlil (also known as the-god-of-the-earth) walked in and took Satanix and his robot brother Satanoid to work for him in his much more comfortable-yet-still-incredibly-warm ore pit.
They also took René's ore with them.
The other robot workers then staged a revolution, thereby proving that communism is evil, since it was instigated by two robots with Satan in their name.
René's ore crew was never seen in that ore factory again. Legend says they feared their remaining ore stocks would be found if one of them was forced to talk, for they had no willpower/lives.
The end.
Satanix and Satanoid had been created in this very place, for its job was to melt down ore and then fashion robots from the said ore. They were two such robots, and since they were only one serial number apart, considered themselves to be brothers. In the robot world, this is how the sibling delegation process worked - robots 789778 and 789779 would be brothers, as would 789777 and 789778, but 789777 and 789779 would not be brothers, despite sharing a sibling in 789778.
Anyway, Satanix and Satanoid went about their business, keeping the ore melting pit of eternal fire in good order by inserting fuel as it arrived periodically. It was a good job, they thought, as it required only moderate effort to get the struggling fuel in - their robotic powers could easily cope with a little hassle.
Then one day their master entered. He was not a robot, yet considered himself superior to his workers, which was quite baffling. Instead, he was an American and his name was René.
"got any ore bro?", René said to Satanoid.
"Why of course sir, our job is to make the ore into robots - the supply is right over there."
"Where did you get this ore?", René asked.
"From the cave over there, sir" replied Satanix
René looks furious.
"THAT'S MY PERSONAL ORE CAVE!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ORE FROM THERE!!"
"but sir, the main ore stocks ran out..." Satanoid pleaded.
"BLAH BLAH SIR NOTHING!! I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU, NOW LISTEN HERE!
I am going to get you kicked off."
Satanoid and Satanix look sad.
They stand in front of René arm in arm, run towards him and do a DOBLE TEAM CLOTHESLINE OH MY GOD THEY CLEAN TOOK HIS HEAD OFF. LITERALLY.
René's head rolls along the ground into the firey ore pit.
At this point Enlil (also known as the-god-of-the-earth) walked in and took Satanix and his robot brother Satanoid to work for him in his much more comfortable-yet-still-incredibly-warm ore pit.
They also took René's ore with them.
The other robot workers then staged a revolution, thereby proving that communism is evil, since it was instigated by two robots with Satan in their name.
René's ore crew was never seen in that ore factory again. Legend says they feared their remaining ore stocks would be found if one of them was forced to talk, for they had no willpower/lives.
The end.
I can't clap, but I can fart in your general direction.
This was all my idea Memo and you know it.
Now, I take credit for this.
Aim your applause in my general direction.
Now, I take credit for this.
Aim your applause in my general direction.
I literally laughed out loud at the wrestling part.
Although you may be the new WS, me-mo, you'll always have a place in my heart.
Although you may be the new WS, me-mo, you'll always have a place in my heart.
bro?
*weep*
got any ore?
got any ore?
:|
It was an exceptionally warm day in the iron-ore melting pits of Satanix and Satanoid's workplace. Their workplace had no official name, but was categorised by its incredible heat and its seemingly neverending fires.
Satanix and Satanoid had been created in this very place, for its job was to melt down ore and then fashion robots from the said ore. They were two such robots, and since they were only one serial number apart, considered themselves to be brothers. In the robot world, this is how the sibling delegation process worked - robots 789778 and 789779 would be brothers, as would 789777 and 789778, but 789777 and 789779 would not be brothers, despite sharing a sibling in 789778.
Anyway, Satanix and Satanoid went about their business, keeping the ore melting pit of eternal fire in good order by inserting fuel as it arrived periodically. It was a good job, they thought, as it required only moderate effort to get the struggling fuel in - their robotic powers could easily cope with a little hassle.
Then one day their master entered. He was not a robot, yet considered himself superior to his workers, which was quite baffling. Instead, he was an American and his name was René.
"got any ore bro?", René said to Satanoid.
"Why of course sir, our job is to make the ore into robots - the supply is right over there."
"Where did you get this ore?", René asked.
"From the cave over there, sir" replied Satanix
René looks furious.
"THAT'S MY PERSONAL ORE CAVE!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ORE FROM THERE!!"
"but sir, the main ore stocks ran out..." Satanoid pleaded.
"BLAH BLAH SIR NOTHING!! I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU, NOW LISTEN HERE!
I am going to get you kicked off."
Satanoid and Satanix look sad.
They stand in front of René arm in arm, run towards him and do a DOBLE TEAM CLOTHESLINE OH MY GOD THEY CLEAN TOOK HIS HEAD OFF. LITERALLY.
René's head rolls along the ground into the firey ore pit.
At this point Enlil (also known as the-god-of-the-earth) walked in and took Satanix and his robot brother Satanoid to work for him in his much more comfortable-yet-still-incredibly-warm ore pit.
They also took René's ore with them.
The other robot workers then staged a revolution, thereby proving that communism is evil, since it was instigated by two robots with Satan in their name.
René's ore crew was never seen in that ore factory again. Legend says they feared their remaining ore stocks would be found if one of them was forced to talk, for they had no willpower/lives.
The end.
Satanix and Satanoid had been created in this very place, for its job was to melt down ore and then fashion robots from the said ore. They were two such robots, and since they were only one serial number apart, considered themselves to be brothers. In the robot world, this is how the sibling delegation process worked - robots 789778 and 789779 would be brothers, as would 789777 and 789778, but 789777 and 789779 would not be brothers, despite sharing a sibling in 789778.
Anyway, Satanix and Satanoid went about their business, keeping the ore melting pit of eternal fire in good order by inserting fuel as it arrived periodically. It was a good job, they thought, as it required only moderate effort to get the struggling fuel in - their robotic powers could easily cope with a little hassle.
Then one day their master entered. He was not a robot, yet considered himself superior to his workers, which was quite baffling. Instead, he was an American and his name was René.
"got any ore bro?", René said to Satanoid.
"Why of course sir, our job is to make the ore into robots - the supply is right over there."
"Where did you get this ore?", René asked.
"From the cave over there, sir" replied Satanix
René looks furious.
"THAT'S MY PERSONAL ORE CAVE!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ORE FROM THERE!!"
"but sir, the main ore stocks ran out..." Satanoid pleaded.
"BLAH BLAH SIR NOTHING!! I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU, NOW LISTEN HERE!
I am going to get you kicked off."
Satanoid and Satanix look sad.
They stand in front of René arm in arm, run towards him and do a DOBLE TEAM CLOTHESLINE OH MY GOD THEY CLEAN TOOK HIS HEAD OFF. LITERALLY.
René's head rolls along the ground into the firey ore pit.
At this point Enlil (also known as the-god-of-the-earth) walked in and took Satanix and his robot brother Satanoid to work for him in his much more comfortable-yet-still-incredibly-warm ore pit.
They also took René's ore with them.
The other robot workers then staged a revolution, thereby proving that communism is evil, since it was instigated by two robots with Satan in their name.
René's ore crew was never seen in that ore factory again. Legend says they feared their remaining ore stocks would be found if one of them was forced to talk, for they had no willpower/lives.
The end.