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Been playing this game for a while now and realise it is starting to take over my spare time, and affect my dealings with my lady.
Why?
You are imbued with a sense of power whilst playing, and this can continue over into real-life,but with not so effective consequence.
Try getting her to fling her poop in the sea and realise just how far you'll get.
When she does something good, rub her chin and arms, you are strangely rewarded with a rabbit-punch to the kidney.
Try putting ANY kind of leash on her and be prepared for the reactions. (keep it clean lads, kids come in here)
Trying to get her into fights to see if she has learned any new spells yet is a bad thing.
As is trying to teach her to poop in hut doorways.
She will NOT appreciate you trying to teach her outdated farming techniques.
Raw fish and grain is not a suitable diet for someone of the fairer sex.
Nor are trees
Or rocks
Christ I need some sleep don't I?
Why?
You are imbued with a sense of power whilst playing, and this can continue over into real-life,but with not so effective consequence.
Try getting her to fling her poop in the sea and realise just how far you'll get.
When she does something good, rub her chin and arms, you are strangely rewarded with a rabbit-punch to the kidney.
Try putting ANY kind of leash on her and be prepared for the reactions. (keep it clean lads, kids come in here)
Trying to get her into fights to see if she has learned any new spells yet is a bad thing.
As is trying to teach her to poop in hut doorways.
She will NOT appreciate you trying to teach her outdated farming techniques.
Raw fish and grain is not a suitable diet for someone of the fairer sex.
Nor are trees
Or rocks
Christ I need some sleep don't I?
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Been playing this game for a while now and realise it is starting to take over my spare time, and affect my dealings with my lady.
Why?
You are imbued with a sense of power whilst playing, and this can continue over into real-life,but with not so effective consequence.
Try getting her to fling her poop in the sea and realise just how far you'll get.
When she does something good, rub her chin and arms, you are strangely rewarded with a rabbit-punch to the kidney.
Try putting ANY kind of leash on her and be prepared for the reactions. (keep it clean lads, kids come in here)
Trying to get her into fights to see if she has learned any new spells yet is a bad thing.
As is trying to teach her to poop in hut doorways.
She will NOT appreciate you trying to teach her outdated farming techniques.
Raw fish and grain is not a suitable diet for someone of the fairer sex.
Nor are trees
Or rocks
Christ I need some sleep don't I?
Why?
You are imbued with a sense of power whilst playing, and this can continue over into real-life,but with not so effective consequence.
Try getting her to fling her poop in the sea and realise just how far you'll get.
When she does something good, rub her chin and arms, you are strangely rewarded with a rabbit-punch to the kidney.
Try putting ANY kind of leash on her and be prepared for the reactions. (keep it clean lads, kids come in here)
Trying to get her into fights to see if she has learned any new spells yet is a bad thing.
As is trying to teach her to poop in hut doorways.
She will NOT appreciate you trying to teach her outdated farming techniques.
Raw fish and grain is not a suitable diet for someone of the fairer sex.
Nor are trees
Or rocks
Christ I need some sleep don't I?