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Working with a DC today interview some bloke. Before we went to do that he was telling me about his wife and how at the weekend the following occurred.
*Wife looks in a mirror*
Wife: Look at me. My hair is greying, my eyes have bags under them, I have chins, my breasts are sagging, my stomach is flabby, my bottom nearly reaches my knees and I've got cellulite on my thighs! Can you tell me one good thing about my body?
DC: Well, your eyes work fine...
*Wife looks in a mirror*
Wife: Look at me. My hair is greying, my eyes have bags under them, I have chins, my breasts are sagging, my stomach is flabby, my bottom nearly reaches my knees and I've got cellulite on my thighs! Can you tell me one good thing about my body?
DC: Well, your eyes work fine...
The joke DOES get better after you've read it six times!
Thanks Shadow Girl!
Thanks Shadow Girl!
Ahar.
You're a genius
Working with a DC today interview some bloke. Before we went to do that he was telling me about his wife and how at the weekend the following occurred.
*Wife looks in a mirror*
Wife: Look at me. My hair is greying, my eyes have bags under them, I have chins, my breasts are sagging, my stomach is flabby, my bottom nearly reaches my knees and I've got cellulite on my thighs! Can you tell me one good thing about my body?
DC: Well, your eyes work fine...
*Wife looks in a mirror*
Wife: Look at me. My hair is greying, my eyes have bags under them, I have chins, my breasts are sagging, my stomach is flabby, my bottom nearly reaches my knees and I've got cellulite on my thighs! Can you tell me one good thing about my body?
DC: Well, your eyes work fine...