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Issue 2 of Horses Mouth, by Discodexy;
Hello, and welcome a content rich Horses mouth issue 2, a mixture of humor, news, and juicy goodness – coughed up straight out of the Horses Mouth. If you was unlucky enough to miss Issue one, may I point you in this direction [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=102173&forumid=4006[/URL] with a colossal 9 replies to Issue 1: Horses Mouth was an almost instant success, so that’s why I’ve decided to do Issue 2.
You’re a wizard Harry
The 3rd film saw its release the other day, and it didn’t seem too long ago that the other film was released. Harry Potter is officially the 2nd richest teenager in the UK – and with at least another half a dozen films to do, he will never have to work again. But I think Potter is getting a little too old for the role, which could reflect on box office sales. Has Harry’s voice breaks, and hairs start to emerge in certain places; hundreds of young kids might be upset to see that Harry is indeed growing up.
Not too Posh to learn
After years of searching for a magic pill, Posh spice – also known as Victoria has decided to learn a bit of Spanish on her own! Apparently she is sick of addressing Spanish audiences with simple words such has Hola, and wants to elaborate and learn more Posher words like goodbye …
It’s about time she pulled her finger out, realizes that she cannot sing and stated doing something with her life.
Review of the week
It’s not too late to add new things, and experiment with the content in Horses Mouth. This week, and hopefully every week I will quote a review of the week.
Here is Andrew Mann’s Vice City review in all its glory;
“Same as Grand Theft Auto III” 6/10
But on the bright side at least he can spell, and we know that it isn’t a copied review, good luck Andrew, Good luck.
Don’t live a little…
Live a lotto… or at least that’s what people were thinking when rushing out to buy Lotto tickets hoping to win the first ever Triple Roll-over yesterday night. On average between various outlets they sold 4 million tickets per hour. A Camelot spokes person whist rubbing there hand has this to say; "Not only is there the chance that some lucky person or people will hit the jackpot this weekend and see their dreams fulfilled, but more sales means more money back to good causes” Glad to see that they aren’t mercenary. On the other hand though, if Camelot are going to fund more films Like Sex life’s of the potato men. . .
Hong Kong Cig Snatcher
So for the smokers that are reading this, just imagine… Your walking down the street, with a cig in your hand and not a care in the world suddenly a man called Zhang Yue unsuspected walks up to you and snatches your fag, and runs off laughing. What would you do? Zhang Yue is a smoking protestor and goes around snatching cigs of people to discourage smoking. But I think this won’t discourage it at all – and even if it does it probably will encourage violence towards Mr. Yue, especially if he snatches somebody’s last cigarette.
Riddle of the Week
Each week, the Horses mouth will spew up a riddle for the SR readers to solve, if you know the answer, feel free to post it here. Either way you’ll see the answer to this weeks riddle in issue 3 along with a brand new riddle to keep most people happy. And of course, it’s a Horse related riddle:
An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
End
Well, I hope you all enjoyed the slightly popular Horses Mouth – who knows it might really take off soon, and may be looked forward to by many. But until that day I will keep on trying to entertain the Few SR members that bother clicking on Horses Mouth. Thanks for reading, and expect another issue similar time, next week.
Enjoy the Holiday / Bank holiday.
A Discodexy creation™
[S] Edit, Spelling error(s)
Hello, and welcome a content rich Horses mouth issue 2, a mixture of humor, news, and juicy goodness – coughed up straight out of the Horses Mouth. If you was unlucky enough to miss Issue one, may I point you in this direction [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=102173&forumid=4006[/URL] with a colossal 9 replies to Issue 1: Horses Mouth was an almost instant success, so that’s why I’ve decided to do Issue 2.
You’re a wizard Harry
The 3rd film saw its release the other day, and it didn’t seem too long ago that the other film was released. Harry Potter is officially the 2nd richest teenager in the UK – and with at least another half a dozen films to do, he will never have to work again. But I think Potter is getting a little too old for the role, which could reflect on box office sales. Has Harry’s voice breaks, and hairs start to emerge in certain places; hundreds of young kids might be upset to see that Harry is indeed growing up.
Not too Posh to learn
After years of searching for a magic pill, Posh spice – also known as Victoria has decided to learn a bit of Spanish on her own! Apparently she is sick of addressing Spanish audiences with simple words such has Hola, and wants to elaborate and learn more Posher words like goodbye …
It’s about time she pulled her finger out, realizes that she cannot sing and stated doing something with her life.
Review of the week
It’s not too late to add new things, and experiment with the content in Horses Mouth. This week, and hopefully every week I will quote a review of the week.
Here is Andrew Mann’s Vice City review in all its glory;
“Same as Grand Theft Auto III” 6/10
But on the bright side at least he can spell, and we know that it isn’t a copied review, good luck Andrew, Good luck.
Don’t live a little…
Live a lotto… or at least that’s what people were thinking when rushing out to buy Lotto tickets hoping to win the first ever Triple Roll-over yesterday night. On average between various outlets they sold 4 million tickets per hour. A Camelot spokes person whist rubbing there hand has this to say; "Not only is there the chance that some lucky person or people will hit the jackpot this weekend and see their dreams fulfilled, but more sales means more money back to good causes” Glad to see that they aren’t mercenary. On the other hand though, if Camelot are going to fund more films Like Sex life’s of the potato men. . .
Hong Kong Cig Snatcher
So for the smokers that are reading this, just imagine… Your walking down the street, with a cig in your hand and not a care in the world suddenly a man called Zhang Yue unsuspected walks up to you and snatches your fag, and runs off laughing. What would you do? Zhang Yue is a smoking protestor and goes around snatching cigs of people to discourage smoking. But I think this won’t discourage it at all – and even if it does it probably will encourage violence towards Mr. Yue, especially if he snatches somebody’s last cigarette.
Riddle of the Week
Each week, the Horses mouth will spew up a riddle for the SR readers to solve, if you know the answer, feel free to post it here. Either way you’ll see the answer to this weeks riddle in issue 3 along with a brand new riddle to keep most people happy. And of course, it’s a Horse related riddle:
An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
End
Well, I hope you all enjoyed the slightly popular Horses Mouth – who knows it might really take off soon, and may be looked forward to by many. But until that day I will keep on trying to entertain the Few SR members that bother clicking on Horses Mouth. Thanks for reading, and expect another issue similar time, next week.
Enjoy the Holiday / Bank holiday.
A Discodexy creation™
[S] Edit, Spelling error(s)
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In other words - POP
Well, thanks for reading and enjoying it; after all, Horses Mouth would be nothing without the readers ;)
Way Hey!
Wasn't actually bad.
I've quite enjoyed both 'issues'
I've quite enjoyed both 'issues'
That was really enjoyable. Roll on Issue 3!
Heh heh, touché.
Azul wrote:
> That made no sense.
>
> And I'm just glad "intelligence" wasn't attempted to be
> thrown into that wonderful concoction there.
Oh, i should have put that in, but i wasnt intelligent enough to think of that.
> That made no sense.
>
> And I'm just glad "intelligence" wasn't attempted to be
> thrown into that wonderful concoction there.
Oh, i should have put that in, but i wasnt intelligent enough to think of that.
I'm from England and people think I'm slow, like.
yeah, thats correct ;)
A needle and thread.
Sorry, but I cheated.
:^$
Sorry, but I cheated.
:^$
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