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Straight from the horses’ mouth, chucked into a bucket, and stirred up with a bit of interesting sauce: and freshly served to the Saturday SR readers – here is the latest news:
Barrymore's Bankrupt
Awright! Barrymore, that well know aquatic-gay-pool-murderer has been forced to file for bankruptcy after receiving a £1.4 million tax bill! Although no jokes have been released, top comics are probably working on some as you read!
Britney Spears; Japanese Tears
Not everybody would enjoy getting a picture of a small Japanese man's personal Photo, and several letters reading "I'm chasing you" and "I love you" through their door. When Mr. Shizawa had sent enough real life spam through Britney’s door, enough was enough. Her guards pointed guns and Shizawa, and virtually drove him to tears. Shizawa tried to sue Britney and her guards, because after all it is America - He lost, and now he has to say at least 300 yards away from Britney.
Football's becoming Drone
Come Next year, Beckham might be out of a Job. Cheaper, less annoying, and probably more effective - football playing robots have been created. Apparently June will see the most unusual footballing event to date: Robocup 2004 ! As you've probably gathered, none of the players will be human. Robotic Dogs, Wheel wielding robots, and standard 2 legged creations will all be competing for the Robocup 2004!
Internet Church
Special reserve gets its fair amount of spam; take a look at general chat: it’s full of it. But today saw a few individuals logging into the virtual church, using names such as Satan and blaspheming. If you’re interested in either blaspheming, or praising the Lord of the Internet head over to the church of Fools [URL]http://shipoffools.com/church/[/URL]
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That’s all from Discodexy and the ~ Horses Mouth ~ for today - who knows; maybe I'll kick out some more news - when I get it.
But from me it’s Goodnight, Amen, and God bless.
Halleluiah Brothers!
[I] A Discodexy creation™
Barrymore's Bankrupt
Awright! Barrymore, that well know aquatic-gay-pool-murderer has been forced to file for bankruptcy after receiving a £1.4 million tax bill! Although no jokes have been released, top comics are probably working on some as you read!
Britney Spears; Japanese Tears
Not everybody would enjoy getting a picture of a small Japanese man's personal Photo, and several letters reading "I'm chasing you" and "I love you" through their door. When Mr. Shizawa had sent enough real life spam through Britney’s door, enough was enough. Her guards pointed guns and Shizawa, and virtually drove him to tears. Shizawa tried to sue Britney and her guards, because after all it is America - He lost, and now he has to say at least 300 yards away from Britney.
Football's becoming Drone
Come Next year, Beckham might be out of a Job. Cheaper, less annoying, and probably more effective - football playing robots have been created. Apparently June will see the most unusual footballing event to date: Robocup 2004 ! As you've probably gathered, none of the players will be human. Robotic Dogs, Wheel wielding robots, and standard 2 legged creations will all be competing for the Robocup 2004!
Internet Church
Special reserve gets its fair amount of spam; take a look at general chat: it’s full of it. But today saw a few individuals logging into the virtual church, using names such as Satan and blaspheming. If you’re interested in either blaspheming, or praising the Lord of the Internet head over to the church of Fools [URL]http://shipoffools.com/church/[/URL]
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That’s all from Discodexy and the ~ Horses Mouth ~ for today - who knows; maybe I'll kick out some more news - when I get it.
But from me it’s Goodnight, Amen, and God bless.
Halleluiah Brothers!
[I] A Discodexy creation™
Ah.
Will do.
Will do.
Now read mine, ho'
Thanks for the positive feedback!
Cheers,
Cheers,
That was good, DD.
It's like the sort of thing I used to write in my SR youth, only mine was usually ended in "... the game"
Hehe, well i'll aim to improove on Issue 2 then. Glad you enjoyed it anyway :)
Damn!
Nice post Dexy, few spelling errors let it down a bit though.
Nice post Dexy, few spelling errors let it down a bit though.
DiscoDexy wrote:
> If you’re interested in either blaspheming, or praising the Lord of the
> Internet head over to the church of Fools
> [URL]http://shipoffools.com/church/[/URL]
Curses, unavailable because of bandwidth limits.
GRr.
> If you’re interested in either blaspheming, or praising the Lord of the
> Internet head over to the church of Fools
> [URL]http://shipoffools.com/church/[/URL]
Curses, unavailable because of bandwidth limits.
GRr.
Straight from the horses’ mouth, chucked into a bucket, and stirred up with a bit of interesting sauce: and freshly served to the Saturday SR readers – here is the latest news:
Barrymore's Bankrupt
Awright! Barrymore, that well know aquatic-gay-pool-murderer has been forced to file for bankruptcy after receiving a £1.4 million tax bill! Although no jokes have been released, top comics are probably working on some as you read!
Britney Spears; Japanese Tears
Not everybody would enjoy getting a picture of a small Japanese man's personal Photo, and several letters reading "I'm chasing you" and "I love you" through their door. When Mr. Shizawa had sent enough real life spam through Britney’s door, enough was enough. Her guards pointed guns and Shizawa, and virtually drove him to tears. Shizawa tried to sue Britney and her guards, because after all it is America - He lost, and now he has to say at least 300 yards away from Britney.
Football's becoming Drone
Come Next year, Beckham might be out of a Job. Cheaper, less annoying, and probably more effective - football playing robots have been created. Apparently June will see the most unusual footballing event to date: Robocup 2004 ! As you've probably gathered, none of the players will be human. Robotic Dogs, Wheel wielding robots, and standard 2 legged creations will all be competing for the Robocup 2004!
Internet Church
Special reserve gets its fair amount of spam; take a look at general chat: it’s full of it. But today saw a few individuals logging into the virtual church, using names such as Satan and blaspheming. If you’re interested in either blaspheming, or praising the Lord of the Internet head over to the church of Fools [URL]http://shipoffools.com/church/[/URL]
- - - - - - - - -
That’s all from Discodexy and the ~ Horses Mouth ~ for today - who knows; maybe I'll kick out some more news - when I get it.
But from me it’s Goodnight, Amen, and God bless.
Halleluiah Brothers!
[I] A Discodexy creation™
Barrymore's Bankrupt
Awright! Barrymore, that well know aquatic-gay-pool-murderer has been forced to file for bankruptcy after receiving a £1.4 million tax bill! Although no jokes have been released, top comics are probably working on some as you read!
Britney Spears; Japanese Tears
Not everybody would enjoy getting a picture of a small Japanese man's personal Photo, and several letters reading "I'm chasing you" and "I love you" through their door. When Mr. Shizawa had sent enough real life spam through Britney’s door, enough was enough. Her guards pointed guns and Shizawa, and virtually drove him to tears. Shizawa tried to sue Britney and her guards, because after all it is America - He lost, and now he has to say at least 300 yards away from Britney.
Football's becoming Drone
Come Next year, Beckham might be out of a Job. Cheaper, less annoying, and probably more effective - football playing robots have been created. Apparently June will see the most unusual footballing event to date: Robocup 2004 ! As you've probably gathered, none of the players will be human. Robotic Dogs, Wheel wielding robots, and standard 2 legged creations will all be competing for the Robocup 2004!
Internet Church
Special reserve gets its fair amount of spam; take a look at general chat: it’s full of it. But today saw a few individuals logging into the virtual church, using names such as Satan and blaspheming. If you’re interested in either blaspheming, or praising the Lord of the Internet head over to the church of Fools [URL]http://shipoffools.com/church/[/URL]
- - - - - - - - -
That’s all from Discodexy and the ~ Horses Mouth ~ for today - who knows; maybe I'll kick out some more news - when I get it.
But from me it’s Goodnight, Amen, and God bless.
Halleluiah Brothers!
[I] A Discodexy creation™