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I bin posting here for ages, like 14 hours, lol, and I’m not a regular yet – update your systems fool! I play Starcroft and they update their servers every 16 minutes, fools. Lol, if you don’t make me a regular my brother will hack you, he works for NATO or some shiznit like that and he has a degree in haxering and once he even pasted porno on the Homebase website. Don’t believe me then ask Mike you fagg0tz:
Newbie1 Says:
Yo Mike, tell them SR fagz0rs my brother haxored Homebase and put porno on
Mike says:
Yes
See, straight from da horses mouse. Mike also works for a company of renegade street vigilantes and would kick the carp out of you so make me regular or he proper slap you up.
Wots the deal with this gameaday thang, dudez? More like GAY A DAY, rofl!!!118118 – I entered 15 reviews so why I not won yet – wanna answer that for me, or are you 2 scared? Look at this top class Ninja Gaiden review I wrote todayz:
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Reviewed by: Newbie1
Yeh you play a Ninja and your in a Garden or something like that. You get bit swords and cut bits of stuff and blood. Gets in your eyes and shiznit. F**king buy it or I’ll cut you up, sissys!!!!!111
10/10
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So why I not win for that? I gave it ten owt of ten, and I boosted your sails because everyone here respects me n’dat cuz I am solid like a rock or a durable BMX or something crazy like that. You’d also sell more stuff if you changed yer logo to sumthing like a sweet naked chick, lol. I saw a chick naked once, no shiznit – she was drunk and stuff so my buddy Mike and I took her clothes off and put a traffic cone in her. Lol, that was some funked up shiznit! We’d been on the vimto. LOL!
Guess what? I got my playsation 3 chipped so I can play Japanese games and Indian Games and theyve got Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas over there already and Mike got me a copy when he went there to get some Ganja. Don’t believe me, ask him.
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Newbie1 Says:
Yo Mike, tell them you got me a copy of GTA: San Andreas from India
Mike says:
Yes
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See, straight from da horses mouth home bwoys! Not that he’s a horse, but I’m hung like one. I’ve 3 INCHES. Lol, stand back, I might get your eye out or something. Hahha, I once got this guys eye out with a gun, shot him straight in his glasses because he was looking at me funny, probably was gay or something, so I shooted him with a BB gun. He was crying and bleeding and peeing all over himself and stuff, you should have been there, it was IMMENSE.
Guess what, I been making it big as a rapper, they call me New-B, like Tenacious D or something but I’m way cooler that that, they’re just home boy fagzors!11 w00t!
I got a slick rhyme wanna hear it you SR Faggorz? Lol here goes!
Yo my name is New-B
I’m a white boy MC
I aint black but im a G
I tell my mum “Die!” when she calls me for my tea
Yo my style is underground
Like Need for Speed underground
Or Tony Hawks underground
I like boobies when they’re soft and round
I’d stab you in the face with a pencil
because I’m new-B and I’m mental
Cigarettes are bad, I like Menthol
Etch-a-sketch is cool, I like stencils!
You stupid SR sissies drive me mad
I’ll shoot you like I shot my dad
You cant rap, I bet you’re really, really bad
Shut up, fagzors SR, just gimmie a GAD.
Peace
You liked that didn’t you home bwoys? Sure well I’ve got something you’d like, ANTHRAX – if you don’t stop emailing me with your sissy girl problems. “aaaa New-B, I got a boil on my penis, what do I do?” Cut it off and stop sexing up animals you perverts!
I believe in Christianity and if anyone opposed my views I’ll hunt you down and kill you, steal your stuff and dishonour your parents – but it won’t be breaking three of the ten commandments because they’ll cancel each other out. God most be real because I met him at the train station in Wolverhampton – he was wearing a raincoat and reading The Daily Sport. He asked me to be his disciple for only £456 and I was like “Sure chief, lets do it!”
Did I already ask you to click my Outwar link? [URL]http://www.*********m[/URL]
Hey, join my pyramid scheme, if you pay just £30 you can have a new Nokia phone – just make out a cheque to our Cuban distributor and within 41 years the phone could be yours!
Well, I’m off to get my PS2 chipped, taste my own produce and all the other wacky things that will make me fit the newbie stereotype.
[S]-Paradox:
Newbie1 Says:
Yo Mike, tell them SR fagz0rs my brother haxored Homebase and put porno on
Mike says:
Yes
See, straight from da horses mouse. Mike also works for a company of renegade street vigilantes and would kick the carp out of you so make me regular or he proper slap you up.
Wots the deal with this gameaday thang, dudez? More like GAY A DAY, rofl!!!118118 – I entered 15 reviews so why I not won yet – wanna answer that for me, or are you 2 scared? Look at this top class Ninja Gaiden review I wrote todayz:
-----------------------
Reviewed by: Newbie1
Yeh you play a Ninja and your in a Garden or something like that. You get bit swords and cut bits of stuff and blood. Gets in your eyes and shiznit. F**king buy it or I’ll cut you up, sissys!!!!!111
10/10
-------------------
So why I not win for that? I gave it ten owt of ten, and I boosted your sails because everyone here respects me n’dat cuz I am solid like a rock or a durable BMX or something crazy like that. You’d also sell more stuff if you changed yer logo to sumthing like a sweet naked chick, lol. I saw a chick naked once, no shiznit – she was drunk and stuff so my buddy Mike and I took her clothes off and put a traffic cone in her. Lol, that was some funked up shiznit! We’d been on the vimto. LOL!
Guess what? I got my playsation 3 chipped so I can play Japanese games and Indian Games and theyve got Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas over there already and Mike got me a copy when he went there to get some Ganja. Don’t believe me, ask him.
---------------------
Newbie1 Says:
Yo Mike, tell them you got me a copy of GTA: San Andreas from India
Mike says:
Yes
----------------------
See, straight from da horses mouth home bwoys! Not that he’s a horse, but I’m hung like one. I’ve 3 INCHES. Lol, stand back, I might get your eye out or something. Hahha, I once got this guys eye out with a gun, shot him straight in his glasses because he was looking at me funny, probably was gay or something, so I shooted him with a BB gun. He was crying and bleeding and peeing all over himself and stuff, you should have been there, it was IMMENSE.
Guess what, I been making it big as a rapper, they call me New-B, like Tenacious D or something but I’m way cooler that that, they’re just home boy fagzors!11 w00t!
I got a slick rhyme wanna hear it you SR Faggorz? Lol here goes!
Yo my name is New-B
I’m a white boy MC
I aint black but im a G
I tell my mum “Die!” when she calls me for my tea
Yo my style is underground
Like Need for Speed underground
Or Tony Hawks underground
I like boobies when they’re soft and round
I’d stab you in the face with a pencil
because I’m new-B and I’m mental
Cigarettes are bad, I like Menthol
Etch-a-sketch is cool, I like stencils!
You stupid SR sissies drive me mad
I’ll shoot you like I shot my dad
You cant rap, I bet you’re really, really bad
Shut up, fagzors SR, just gimmie a GAD.
Peace
You liked that didn’t you home bwoys? Sure well I’ve got something you’d like, ANTHRAX – if you don’t stop emailing me with your sissy girl problems. “aaaa New-B, I got a boil on my penis, what do I do?” Cut it off and stop sexing up animals you perverts!
I believe in Christianity and if anyone opposed my views I’ll hunt you down and kill you, steal your stuff and dishonour your parents – but it won’t be breaking three of the ten commandments because they’ll cancel each other out. God most be real because I met him at the train station in Wolverhampton – he was wearing a raincoat and reading The Daily Sport. He asked me to be his disciple for only £456 and I was like “Sure chief, lets do it!”
Did I already ask you to click my Outwar link? [URL]http://www.*********m[/URL]
Hey, join my pyramid scheme, if you pay just £30 you can have a new Nokia phone – just make out a cheque to our Cuban distributor and within 41 years the phone could be yours!
Well, I’m off to get my PS2 chipped, taste my own produce and all the other wacky things that will make me fit the newbie stereotype.
[S]-Paradox:
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Done to the deeatthhhh.
bt omg ul win gad briliant rolf
bt omg ul win gad briliant rolf
Blue Eagle wrote:
> I smell something, Creepy, what did you do that for? It'll
> take hours to clean up...
:-D
> I smell something, Creepy, what did you do that for? It'll
> take hours to clean up...
:-D
I gave up after a few paragraphs.
It's true, but not really funny.
It's true, but not really funny.
Creepy wrote:
> Brilliance.
>
> I smell GAD.
I smell something, Creepy, what did you do that for? It'll take hours to clean up...
> Brilliance.
>
> I smell GAD.
I smell something, Creepy, what did you do that for? It'll take hours to clean up...
Brilliance.
I smell GAD.
I smell GAD.
HOOOOUUUNNNNND!
gnaw.
gnaw.
Hmm, it could've been.
I'll hound him on MSN.
I'll hound him on MSN.
Wasn't it MoJoJoJo who did summat like this?
Heh, great.
The best part:
> Mike says:
> Yes.
The best part:
> Mike says:
> Yes.
Heh, I remember when someone made a post like this from the Point of view of a girl who joined SR and went on about how much milk they drank. It was brilliant. I've a feeling it was by Phi11ip or someone - if whoever wrote it has a copy of it I'd love to read it.
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