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"Oh dear ..."

I broke No. 1 rule of nice days - wearing a white T-Shirt and eating chocolate magnum(s).

Oh dear! What a mess!
Mother would be angry.

Although, on the up-side, I gained entrance to the Scat Club's secret tree-house.
Mmmm .... fragrant.

Also:
Please re-assure my sister (aka me) that singing the music from Neighbours is not cool. Not even the theme toon - the crappy music they play in the background.
Dear dear.

Also, also:
On the subject of theme toons. Dennis Waterman should be knighted for his lovely rendition on that crap new programme. Although he's not as small as certain people would make out.

Ah well - the farm awaits. Pat the Cow needs milking.
Pat! Aha! I ween.
My cøck is still gay, though - I swear. God knows who he gets it from.

And the tramp won't marry me.
MNAAARRGHH!

He shows pertensal.

Jipsee.
A-ha.
Legendry.

Did you upset a jipsee (sp?) or something?

You seem cursed.

OH DEAR!
+ what doth happen today?!

I am breaking rule No. 2 - wearing a black T, and eating a white magnum.

Oh, the ironing.
Painful, painful, ironing.

My wardrobe is a fool.

Let it serve as a reminder to you all.
I >

I read it.
I am speechless.

I commend you, despite your swoshing.

Good.
Much good.

If you mean your second contribution, I did. I was just too hinjikerried.
Damn right.

If no-one else reads that, I shall weep.
Like a weeping woman's weepage.