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She'd be intially impressed by its size and girth but when it's lying their all limp and pathetic, I'd be quite embarrassed. She'd claim that she doesn't mind and I'll claim that it's never happened before (it has let me down on several occassions). Then she'll make her excuses and leave. For the rest of my life, whenever I'd bump into her in a pub or club, or her mates, I'd become red faced and flustered.
Damn you! supposedly self inflating minature of the Eiffel tower. I'm never using you again in a vain attempt to con women into thinking I'm all cultured like.
In future I'll stick to what I know best, I'll go up to a bird and ask her if she wants to see my massive piece which has really impressive wood and then whip my big clock out.
It's made of mahogany and once belonged to Ghengis Khan.
"Erecting a tent is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman - you put up your pole, unzip the door and slip into the old bag"
> *slips Sagacious a viagra*
*Walks around the office bent over like the Hunchback of Notre Damme and then phones the help desk for something to put under the legs of my desk*
Damn Puzz 3D Big Ben. The foam pieces are so fragile.
> I've been fiddling with it under my desk all day at work but I just
> can't get it up. I'm going out later and what happens if I were to
> pull a young lady, take her back to my place to show her it, and
> maybe let her touch it and it doesn't work?
If major sausage doesn’t stand to attention when she's around then maybe you shouldn’t bother with her (whoever you pull).