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*Laughs*
"Being dead sucked. It was my first time in Heaven, and they don't have Battenburg. They have this weird cake that tastes like you're eating make-up."
"Being dead sucked. It was my first time in Heaven, and they don't have Battenburg. They have this weird cake that tastes like you're eating make-up."
Haha, funny.
Heh. Excellent.
"For instance, when God blinks, it is like the big stone doors in Indiana Jones temples. One very important difference is that you cannot reach into God's eyeball to snatch back your hat - you have to knock on the front door and ask for it back, properly."
Not as good as realultimateforce.net, or whatever the url was, but pretty good :^)
"For instance, when God blinks, it is like the big stone doors in Indiana Jones temples. One very important difference is that you cannot reach into God's eyeball to snatch back your hat - you have to knock on the front door and ask for it back, properly."
Not as good as realultimateforce.net, or whatever the url was, but pretty good :^)
Well i've only read some of it but, The passion of the christ would have been so much more interesting if mel had told it like this.
Great stuff!
Good
I hurt my jaw laughing at this bit:
"Pornography works by showing boobs to men. These are called t!t-flicks, and men go to see them when their wife doesn't do sex right. If the man is not married, then he may take this opportunity for a masturb8, which is necessary so his willy doesn't blow up like a cartoon hosepipe.
Sometimes women get their chops out for the film, and this is called "Red Hot Dutch". Men who watch this sort of pornography are sometimes confused about their sexuality and want to see a lady's fahita so they can see if it makes their willy go hard. If it does, then they can get married.
There is a third and very extreme form of pornography, where one man puts his hand and arm up another man's bottom, and you can see it pressing against the inside of him tummy. Men who watch this sort of pornography fall into two categories - those who vomit and those who fall off their chairs and start humping the floor."
"Pornography works by showing boobs to men. These are called t!t-flicks, and men go to see them when their wife doesn't do sex right. If the man is not married, then he may take this opportunity for a masturb8, which is necessary so his willy doesn't blow up like a cartoon hosepipe.
Sometimes women get their chops out for the film, and this is called "Red Hot Dutch". Men who watch this sort of pornography are sometimes confused about their sexuality and want to see a lady's fahita so they can see if it makes their willy go hard. If it does, then they can get married.
There is a third and very extreme form of pornography, where one man puts his hand and arm up another man's bottom, and you can see it pressing against the inside of him tummy. Men who watch this sort of pornography fall into two categories - those who vomit and those who fall off their chairs and start humping the floor."
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