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Let me in on a little secret, since the dawn of mankind the human race has been driven for the control of power. Be it stretching from caveman’s hunting territories to vast areas of land extending over continents and oceans. Yet, power is a form of energy and is constantly transferring from one body to another. Empires, states and governments have been born through conflict but as life itself after birth you are dying only to be replaced in the everlasting cycle. However, such change in the running of the world needs a catalyst, something that is used to complete the transition. What is this though? How can such a universal exist throughout time. Well, it’s cake.
Present day Ethiopia – Many years BC
Many have expressed the opinion that the dominance of mankind on Earth began with the discovery of fire. In many ways this statement is correct but if were to go back look at our ancestors we would see that they had indeed discovered fire and put great use to it. After mastering the art of making it, they used it for light, warmth and also to cook meat with. However, after this life changing event the cavemen were quite happy with their life. Ugg would go kill an animal, start a fire, cook the meat, feed the family and mate with Ogg. And Ogg was quite happy to clean the cave whilst the offspring played with primitive crayons on the walls. There was no desire to improve their life and things remained status quo for a substantial period of time. That was until the discovery of ‘cak’, pronounced k-ak. This organism was found growing inside a number of plants and is thought to have been discovered by accident when food supplies became short. When cooked, cak became a highly sweet and enjoyable food source. It also supplied the cavemen with a great amount of energy and increased their intelligence. It was at this point in time that the strive for improvement began, with increased abilities the human race expanded with the desire to find more cak at first. Soon enough they released the other benefits of expansion and improvement and so the human race was born.
Rome – 500BC
The farmers of Rome decided that to increase their production of cake they should join together and form some sort of Republic. And so the Roman Empire was born and was driven by their desire for more money and land to make all the cake they could. They swept across Europe and even Africa and Asia. What have the Romans every done for us? Beside roads, medicine, public baths and the like they gave the world cheesecake and wished to spread this delicacy around the world.
Jerusalem or wherever Jesus was killed– 30-40AD
Jesus didn’t like cheesecake. He made some fatal mistakes including turning some fish and bread into thousands of meals instead of one big cheesecake. The Romans didn’t like this one bit, so killed him.
Roman Empire (present day Britain) – 150AD
The barbarians didn’t like cheesecake either, they preferred eating sheep’s intestines for a good time, so the Romans built some walls to stop them. However, this was the start of decline as Europe grew tired of cheesecake and skirts. And so a few hundred years later the great Roman Empire died along with the cheesecake.
There was a period of castles, knights and witchcraft. Many had forgotten about cake and liked to eat mud pies instead.
France – 1789-1793 AD
The people of France grew tired of their absolute monarch and their love of cake. The monarchy stole all the money to feed their addiction and the people of France went hungry. They started to revolt, and Mary Anne Twathead was oblivious to what was going on. “ Let them eat cake “ – the famous quote of hers was actually misheard. She actually muttered past her fat face, “ Let them eat my cake? I don’t think so, I’ll have your head for that “. And so the French Revolution took place and the cake was spread out among the people of France.
Europe – 20th century
People wanted more cake and this led to state change in Europe and leaders knew they had to start handing out some cake or a revolution might occur. And so Socialism/Communism began to be established and Lenin’s love for a good pancake was victorious in Russia. A few wars about Franz Ferdinand’s cake and Hitler’s want for cake for ‘true Germans’ and Europe and the World was pretty wrecked. The century went one, a few more wars against the Commies and their cake sharing and here we are today fighting against those terrorists who wish to steal our freedom to eat cake.
The End
I’m sorry, I’m studying History but there are many, many mistakes in this so don’t point them out.
Present day Ethiopia – Many years BC
Many have expressed the opinion that the dominance of mankind on Earth began with the discovery of fire. In many ways this statement is correct but if were to go back look at our ancestors we would see that they had indeed discovered fire and put great use to it. After mastering the art of making it, they used it for light, warmth and also to cook meat with. However, after this life changing event the cavemen were quite happy with their life. Ugg would go kill an animal, start a fire, cook the meat, feed the family and mate with Ogg. And Ogg was quite happy to clean the cave whilst the offspring played with primitive crayons on the walls. There was no desire to improve their life and things remained status quo for a substantial period of time. That was until the discovery of ‘cak’, pronounced k-ak. This organism was found growing inside a number of plants and is thought to have been discovered by accident when food supplies became short. When cooked, cak became a highly sweet and enjoyable food source. It also supplied the cavemen with a great amount of energy and increased their intelligence. It was at this point in time that the strive for improvement began, with increased abilities the human race expanded with the desire to find more cak at first. Soon enough they released the other benefits of expansion and improvement and so the human race was born.
Rome – 500BC
The farmers of Rome decided that to increase their production of cake they should join together and form some sort of Republic. And so the Roman Empire was born and was driven by their desire for more money and land to make all the cake they could. They swept across Europe and even Africa and Asia. What have the Romans every done for us? Beside roads, medicine, public baths and the like they gave the world cheesecake and wished to spread this delicacy around the world.
Jerusalem or wherever Jesus was killed– 30-40AD
Jesus didn’t like cheesecake. He made some fatal mistakes including turning some fish and bread into thousands of meals instead of one big cheesecake. The Romans didn’t like this one bit, so killed him.
Roman Empire (present day Britain) – 150AD
The barbarians didn’t like cheesecake either, they preferred eating sheep’s intestines for a good time, so the Romans built some walls to stop them. However, this was the start of decline as Europe grew tired of cheesecake and skirts. And so a few hundred years later the great Roman Empire died along with the cheesecake.
There was a period of castles, knights and witchcraft. Many had forgotten about cake and liked to eat mud pies instead.
France – 1789-1793 AD
The people of France grew tired of their absolute monarch and their love of cake. The monarchy stole all the money to feed their addiction and the people of France went hungry. They started to revolt, and Mary Anne Twathead was oblivious to what was going on. “ Let them eat cake “ – the famous quote of hers was actually misheard. She actually muttered past her fat face, “ Let them eat my cake? I don’t think so, I’ll have your head for that “. And so the French Revolution took place and the cake was spread out among the people of France.
Europe – 20th century
People wanted more cake and this led to state change in Europe and leaders knew they had to start handing out some cake or a revolution might occur. And so Socialism/Communism began to be established and Lenin’s love for a good pancake was victorious in Russia. A few wars about Franz Ferdinand’s cake and Hitler’s want for cake for ‘true Germans’ and Europe and the World was pretty wrecked. The century went one, a few more wars against the Commies and their cake sharing and here we are today fighting against those terrorists who wish to steal our freedom to eat cake.
The End
I’m sorry, I’m studying History but there are many, many mistakes in this so don’t point them out.
Reading that made my laugh on more than one occasion. Top stuff Sheepy.
The Roman Empire rules.
Well, it did.
Good concept.
Well, it did.
Good concept.
Slighty changed to make it better. Yes, that is it improved.
I didn't know how to spell Twanette.... actually that looks like it.
Yeah, I have good ideas but poor writing ability, lack of time and not really caring made it quite poor.
Yeah, I have good ideas but poor writing ability, lack of time and not really caring made it quite poor.
Ah, like that.
Nice idea. :D But er, how did you get twathead past the filter..
Let me in on a little secret, since the dawn of mankind the human race has been driven for the control of power. Be it stretching from caveman’s hunting territories to vast areas of land extending over continents and oceans. Yet, power is a form of energy and is constantly transferring from one body to another. Empires, states and governments have been born through conflict but as life itself after birth you are dying only to be replaced in the everlasting cycle. However, such change in the running of the world needs a catalyst, something that is used to complete the transition. What is this though? How can such a universal exist throughout time. Well, it’s cake.
Present day Ethiopia – Many years BC
Many have expressed the opinion that the dominance of mankind on Earth began with the discovery of fire. In many ways this statement is correct but if were to go back look at our ancestors we would see that they had indeed discovered fire and put great use to it. After mastering the art of making it, they used it for light, warmth and also to cook meat with. However, after this life changing event the cavemen were quite happy with their life. Ugg would go kill an animal, start a fire, cook the meat, feed the family and mate with Ogg. And Ogg was quite happy to clean the cave whilst the offspring played with primitive crayons on the walls. There was no desire to improve their life and things remained status quo for a substantial period of time. That was until the discovery of ‘cak’, pronounced k-ak. This organism was found growing inside a number of plants and is thought to have been discovered by accident when food supplies became short. When cooked, cak became a highly sweet and enjoyable food source. It also supplied the cavemen with a great amount of energy and increased their intelligence. It was at this point in time that the strive for improvement began, with increased abilities the human race expanded with the desire to find more cak at first. Soon enough they released the other benefits of expansion and improvement and so the human race was born.
Rome – 500BC
The farmers of Rome decided that to increase their production of cake they should join together and form some sort of Republic. And so the Roman Empire was born and was driven by their desire for more money and land to make all the cake they could. They swept across Europe and even Africa and Asia. What have the Romans every done for us? Beside roads, medicine, public baths and the like they gave the world cheesecake and wished to spread this delicacy around the world.
Jerusalem or wherever Jesus was killed– 30-40AD
Jesus didn’t like cheesecake. He made some fatal mistakes including turning some fish and bread into thousands of meals instead of one big cheesecake. The Romans didn’t like this one bit, so killed him.
Roman Empire (present day Britain) – 150AD
The barbarians didn’t like cheesecake either, they preferred eating sheep’s intestines for a good time, so the Romans built some walls to stop them. However, this was the start of decline as Europe grew tired of cheesecake and skirts. And so a few hundred years later the great Roman Empire died along with the cheesecake.
There was a period of castles, knights and witchcraft. Many had forgotten about cake and liked to eat mud pies instead.
France – 1789-1793 AD
The people of France grew tired of their absolute monarch and their love of cake. The monarchy stole all the money to feed their addiction and the people of France went hungry. They started to revolt, and Mary Anne Twathead was oblivious to what was going on. “ Let them eat cake “ – the famous quote of hers was actually misheard. She actually muttered past her fat face, “ Let them eat my cake? I don’t think so, I’ll have your head for that “. And so the French Revolution took place and the cake was spread out among the people of France.
Europe – 20th century
People wanted more cake and this led to state change in Europe and leaders knew they had to start handing out some cake or a revolution might occur. And so Socialism/Communism began to be established and Lenin’s love for a good pancake was victorious in Russia. A few wars about Franz Ferdinand’s cake and Hitler’s want for cake for ‘true Germans’ and Europe and the World was pretty wrecked. The century went one, a few more wars against the Commies and their cake sharing and here we are today fighting against those terrorists who wish to steal our freedom to eat cake.
The End
I’m sorry, I’m studying History but there are many, many mistakes in this so don’t point them out.
Present day Ethiopia – Many years BC
Many have expressed the opinion that the dominance of mankind on Earth began with the discovery of fire. In many ways this statement is correct but if were to go back look at our ancestors we would see that they had indeed discovered fire and put great use to it. After mastering the art of making it, they used it for light, warmth and also to cook meat with. However, after this life changing event the cavemen were quite happy with their life. Ugg would go kill an animal, start a fire, cook the meat, feed the family and mate with Ogg. And Ogg was quite happy to clean the cave whilst the offspring played with primitive crayons on the walls. There was no desire to improve their life and things remained status quo for a substantial period of time. That was until the discovery of ‘cak’, pronounced k-ak. This organism was found growing inside a number of plants and is thought to have been discovered by accident when food supplies became short. When cooked, cak became a highly sweet and enjoyable food source. It also supplied the cavemen with a great amount of energy and increased their intelligence. It was at this point in time that the strive for improvement began, with increased abilities the human race expanded with the desire to find more cak at first. Soon enough they released the other benefits of expansion and improvement and so the human race was born.
Rome – 500BC
The farmers of Rome decided that to increase their production of cake they should join together and form some sort of Republic. And so the Roman Empire was born and was driven by their desire for more money and land to make all the cake they could. They swept across Europe and even Africa and Asia. What have the Romans every done for us? Beside roads, medicine, public baths and the like they gave the world cheesecake and wished to spread this delicacy around the world.
Jerusalem or wherever Jesus was killed– 30-40AD
Jesus didn’t like cheesecake. He made some fatal mistakes including turning some fish and bread into thousands of meals instead of one big cheesecake. The Romans didn’t like this one bit, so killed him.
Roman Empire (present day Britain) – 150AD
The barbarians didn’t like cheesecake either, they preferred eating sheep’s intestines for a good time, so the Romans built some walls to stop them. However, this was the start of decline as Europe grew tired of cheesecake and skirts. And so a few hundred years later the great Roman Empire died along with the cheesecake.
There was a period of castles, knights and witchcraft. Many had forgotten about cake and liked to eat mud pies instead.
France – 1789-1793 AD
The people of France grew tired of their absolute monarch and their love of cake. The monarchy stole all the money to feed their addiction and the people of France went hungry. They started to revolt, and Mary Anne Twathead was oblivious to what was going on. “ Let them eat cake “ – the famous quote of hers was actually misheard. She actually muttered past her fat face, “ Let them eat my cake? I don’t think so, I’ll have your head for that “. And so the French Revolution took place and the cake was spread out among the people of France.
Europe – 20th century
People wanted more cake and this led to state change in Europe and leaders knew they had to start handing out some cake or a revolution might occur. And so Socialism/Communism began to be established and Lenin’s love for a good pancake was victorious in Russia. A few wars about Franz Ferdinand’s cake and Hitler’s want for cake for ‘true Germans’ and Europe and the World was pretty wrecked. The century went one, a few more wars against the Commies and their cake sharing and here we are today fighting against those terrorists who wish to steal our freedom to eat cake.
The End
I’m sorry, I’m studying History but there are many, many mistakes in this so don’t point them out.