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Yippy, I received Hero on DVD9 from Hong Kong today! Wonderful, it even came in a kind of cultured bag. Well, it had string and red circles on it.
Anyway, it's such a marvellous film. When Goatboy showed those pictures ages ago, the film really does give them justice. It's such a beautifully made film, right down to the individual flashbacks being colour schemed.
Thorts on this matter.
1) The arrow on the roof scene was excellent.
2) Wonderful.
3) Wonderful.
I truly loved it, and Goatboy is now my queen for the week, or perhaps even a fortnight.
Moving on, I hadn't realised how utterly gash Friends had become. It was at least mildly amusing back in the early days, but now all the characters seem to be the same. Also Joeys a little too stupid now.
"I'm putting you on with my bear, hold on." The 8 year old girl said.
"Hey bear, I need some careeer advice." He said.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaa. Funny funny funny.
No wait, the other thing....tiresome.
Ahaha, which reminds me, something that is actually amusing. It's a site called kidsinmind.com, and the idea is it's supposed to give accurate guidelines for parents on how suitable films are for children.
But it fails. The main reason is they take themselves so seriously.
I give you the guide for Finding Nemo.
[URL]http://www.kids-in-mind.com/f/findingnemo.htm[/URL]
Hmmm.
"SEX/NUDITY 0 - A male and female fish flirt briefly."
"PROFANITY 0 - Some fishy name calling."
What moron wrote that? I'm not sure there’s a parent alive who'd actually stop their child watching a film because of the fact that a male and female fish flirt briefly.
They also completely ruin the film, telling you what’s going to happen throughout because apparently it contains some offensive material.
Bluh.
I also saw The Best of Most Haunted Live 1 today on DVD.
I didn't buy it.
So, a conclusion of my forts.
1) Hero is wonderful. Goatboy is wonderful also.
2) Friends is terrible. The male friends are also now very fat, and the females are very very anorexic.
3) Kidsinmind.com is a poor excuse for film rating. It didn't even say Love Actually was awful, but instead "(Note: People are shown drinking alcohol.)" Wonderful.
4) Most Haunted is brilliant. Scuttle thy legs.
Good day.
Anyway, it's such a marvellous film. When Goatboy showed those pictures ages ago, the film really does give them justice. It's such a beautifully made film, right down to the individual flashbacks being colour schemed.
Thorts on this matter.
1) The arrow on the roof scene was excellent.
2) Wonderful.
3) Wonderful.
I truly loved it, and Goatboy is now my queen for the week, or perhaps even a fortnight.
Moving on, I hadn't realised how utterly gash Friends had become. It was at least mildly amusing back in the early days, but now all the characters seem to be the same. Also Joeys a little too stupid now.
"I'm putting you on with my bear, hold on." The 8 year old girl said.
"Hey bear, I need some careeer advice." He said.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaa. Funny funny funny.
No wait, the other thing....tiresome.
Ahaha, which reminds me, something that is actually amusing. It's a site called kidsinmind.com, and the idea is it's supposed to give accurate guidelines for parents on how suitable films are for children.
But it fails. The main reason is they take themselves so seriously.
I give you the guide for Finding Nemo.
[URL]http://www.kids-in-mind.com/f/findingnemo.htm[/URL]
Hmmm.
"SEX/NUDITY 0 - A male and female fish flirt briefly."
"PROFANITY 0 - Some fishy name calling."
What moron wrote that? I'm not sure there’s a parent alive who'd actually stop their child watching a film because of the fact that a male and female fish flirt briefly.
They also completely ruin the film, telling you what’s going to happen throughout because apparently it contains some offensive material.
Bluh.
I also saw The Best of Most Haunted Live 1 today on DVD.
I didn't buy it.
So, a conclusion of my forts.
1) Hero is wonderful. Goatboy is wonderful also.
2) Friends is terrible. The male friends are also now very fat, and the females are very very anorexic.
3) Kidsinmind.com is a poor excuse for film rating. It didn't even say Love Actually was awful, but instead "(Note: People are shown drinking alcohol.)" Wonderful.
4) Most Haunted is brilliant. Scuttle thy legs.
Good day.
Cool, will do that today then. cheers.
monkey_man wrote:
> Ah yes, Hero. Is that monkeypeaches site reliable? I'm gonna order
> it right now if anyone says 'yes'. Anyone reliaable.
Yup. Mine came in about a week. I got an email with a picture of the package (the shipping package, not the dvd package) and it played no problem.
No quibbles in fact. Quite the opposite really as I was expecting to get s'rewed.
> Ah yes, Hero. Is that monkeypeaches site reliable? I'm gonna order
> it right now if anyone says 'yes'. Anyone reliaable.
Yup. Mine came in about a week. I got an email with a picture of the package (the shipping package, not the dvd package) and it played no problem.
No quibbles in fact. Quite the opposite really as I was expecting to get s'rewed.
Ah yes, Hero. Is that monkeypeaches site reliable? I'm gonna order it right now if anyone says 'yes'. Anyone reliaable.
Goatboy wrote:
>
> SEE! Tom Cruise love the Japanese
> WATCH! Hollywood patronise an ancient culture for your entertainment
> HEAR! Awful script as Cruise climbs the giddy-heights of self-love to
> convince you he's as great as he thinks he is
WATCH as the untrained Tom Cruise wins a swordfight. Against the 'cking Samurai. Right...
>
> SEE! Tom Cruise love the Japanese
> WATCH! Hollywood patronise an ancient culture for your entertainment
> HEAR! Awful script as Cruise climbs the giddy-heights of self-love to
> convince you he's as great as he thinks he is
WATCH as the untrained Tom Cruise wins a swordfight. Against the 'cking Samurai. Right...
Hmm, I bought The Last Samurai the other day. Not watched it yet though.
Goatboy wrote:
> Hero is beautiful and makes crap like "The Last Samurai"
> redundant.
>
> SEE! Tom Cruise love the Japanese
> WATCH! Hollywood patronise an ancient culture for your entertainment
Booger I got this out on DVD yesterday and was going to watch it tonight. Expectations duly lowered.
> Hero is beautiful and makes crap like "The Last Samurai"
> redundant.
>
> SEE! Tom Cruise love the Japanese
> WATCH! Hollywood patronise an ancient culture for your entertainment
Booger I got this out on DVD yesterday and was going to watch it tonight. Expectations duly lowered.
Presedenté Nash wrote:
> I truly loved it, and Goatboy is now my queen for the week, or
> perhaps even a fortnight.
-------
Er...thanks I think?...
Hero is beautiful and makes crap like "The Last Samurai" redundant.
SEE! Tom Cruise love the Japanese
WATCH! Hollywood patronise an ancient culture for your entertainment
HEAR! Awful script as Cruise climbs the giddy-heights of self-love to convince you he's as great as he thinks he is
Don't buy that excrement, order Hero and enjoy something utterly unique.
> I truly loved it, and Goatboy is now my queen for the week, or
> perhaps even a fortnight.
-------
Er...thanks I think?...
Hero is beautiful and makes crap like "The Last Samurai" redundant.
SEE! Tom Cruise love the Japanese
WATCH! Hollywood patronise an ancient culture for your entertainment
HEAR! Awful script as Cruise climbs the giddy-heights of self-love to convince you he's as great as he thinks he is
Don't buy that excrement, order Hero and enjoy something utterly unique.
"FINDING NEMO - VIOLENCE/GORE 3"
Please tell me that is 3/100. Good post.
Please tell me that is 3/100. Good post.
An excellent and concise round up of forts there, Nash. A+.
Yippy, I received Hero on DVD9 from Hong Kong today! Wonderful, it even came in a kind of cultured bag. Well, it had string and red circles on it.
Anyway, it's such a marvellous film. When Goatboy showed those pictures ages ago, the film really does give them justice. It's such a beautifully made film, right down to the individual flashbacks being colour schemed.
Thorts on this matter.
1) The arrow on the roof scene was excellent.
2) Wonderful.
3) Wonderful.
I truly loved it, and Goatboy is now my queen for the week, or perhaps even a fortnight.
Moving on, I hadn't realised how utterly gash Friends had become. It was at least mildly amusing back in the early days, but now all the characters seem to be the same. Also Joeys a little too stupid now.
"I'm putting you on with my bear, hold on." The 8 year old girl said.
"Hey bear, I need some careeer advice." He said.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaa. Funny funny funny.
No wait, the other thing....tiresome.
Ahaha, which reminds me, something that is actually amusing. It's a site called kidsinmind.com, and the idea is it's supposed to give accurate guidelines for parents on how suitable films are for children.
But it fails. The main reason is they take themselves so seriously.
I give you the guide for Finding Nemo.
[URL]http://www.kids-in-mind.com/f/findingnemo.htm[/URL]
Hmmm.
"SEX/NUDITY 0 - A male and female fish flirt briefly."
"PROFANITY 0 - Some fishy name calling."
What moron wrote that? I'm not sure there’s a parent alive who'd actually stop their child watching a film because of the fact that a male and female fish flirt briefly.
They also completely ruin the film, telling you what’s going to happen throughout because apparently it contains some offensive material.
Bluh.
I also saw The Best of Most Haunted Live 1 today on DVD.
I didn't buy it.
So, a conclusion of my forts.
1) Hero is wonderful. Goatboy is wonderful also.
2) Friends is terrible. The male friends are also now very fat, and the females are very very anorexic.
3) Kidsinmind.com is a poor excuse for film rating. It didn't even say Love Actually was awful, but instead "(Note: People are shown drinking alcohol.)" Wonderful.
4) Most Haunted is brilliant. Scuttle thy legs.
Good day.
Anyway, it's such a marvellous film. When Goatboy showed those pictures ages ago, the film really does give them justice. It's such a beautifully made film, right down to the individual flashbacks being colour schemed.
Thorts on this matter.
1) The arrow on the roof scene was excellent.
2) Wonderful.
3) Wonderful.
I truly loved it, and Goatboy is now my queen for the week, or perhaps even a fortnight.
Moving on, I hadn't realised how utterly gash Friends had become. It was at least mildly amusing back in the early days, but now all the characters seem to be the same. Also Joeys a little too stupid now.
"I'm putting you on with my bear, hold on." The 8 year old girl said.
"Hey bear, I need some careeer advice." He said.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaa. Funny funny funny.
No wait, the other thing....tiresome.
Ahaha, which reminds me, something that is actually amusing. It's a site called kidsinmind.com, and the idea is it's supposed to give accurate guidelines for parents on how suitable films are for children.
But it fails. The main reason is they take themselves so seriously.
I give you the guide for Finding Nemo.
[URL]http://www.kids-in-mind.com/f/findingnemo.htm[/URL]
Hmmm.
"SEX/NUDITY 0 - A male and female fish flirt briefly."
"PROFANITY 0 - Some fishy name calling."
What moron wrote that? I'm not sure there’s a parent alive who'd actually stop their child watching a film because of the fact that a male and female fish flirt briefly.
They also completely ruin the film, telling you what’s going to happen throughout because apparently it contains some offensive material.
Bluh.
I also saw The Best of Most Haunted Live 1 today on DVD.
I didn't buy it.
So, a conclusion of my forts.
1) Hero is wonderful. Goatboy is wonderful also.
2) Friends is terrible. The male friends are also now very fat, and the females are very very anorexic.
3) Kidsinmind.com is a poor excuse for film rating. It didn't even say Love Actually was awful, but instead "(Note: People are shown drinking alcohol.)" Wonderful.
4) Most Haunted is brilliant. Scuttle thy legs.
Good day.