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just put in all the insults you know . any of them, any one at all.
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Your mamas so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out
Your mum's like a bowling ball
Why?
You finger her, chuck her down an alley and she comes back for more
Your mum's so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone
Your mum's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone
Your mum's so fat, she wears a vcr as a pager
Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Your mum's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in
Your mum's like a DIY shop, 1p a screw
Your mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
Your mum's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone
Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Your mum's so old, I told her to act her age and she died
Your mum's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Your mum's like the Eiffel tower, £1 and your up
Your mum's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on
Your mum's so stupid, I asked her to buy a colour tv and she said "which colour?"
Your mum's like railway track, she gets laid all over the country
Your mum's so stupid, when the judge said "order in court" she said "I'll have a burger and a Coke please."
Your mum's like a shotgun, give her a c o c k and she blows
Your mum's so fat, NASA takes her to the top of a tower, pushes her off she falls 400 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle
Your mum's so ugly, when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application
Your mum's so ugly, she went to an ugly competition and they said, "sorry no professionals"
Your mum's so big, she's got a warning light for aeroplanes
I met your mum the other day, he's a good bloke
Your mum's so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank
Your mum's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
If I'd had change for 50p, I could have been your Dad
Your mum's so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday
The difference between your mum and a cockrel is that the cockrel says "cockadoodaldoo" and she says "anycockwilldoo"
Your mum's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Your mum's so fat that when she auditioned for the part of ET, she caused an eclipse by riding her bike in front of the moon.
Your mum's so ugly, they filmed "gorrilas is the mist" in her shower
Your mum's so fat, she stepped on scales and it said "one at a time please"
Your mum's like a door, the more you bang her, the looser she gets.
Your mum's so dumb, she got sacked from an M&M's factory for throwing away the W's
Your mum's so fat, when it was her birthday, she turned around and it was her next birthday.
Your mum's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone.
Your mum's so fat, she has to iron her skirt on the driveway.
Your mum's like a bowling ball
Why?
You finger her, chuck her down an alley and she comes back for more
Your mum's so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone
Your mum's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone
Your mum's so fat, she wears a vcr as a pager
Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Your mum's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in
Your mum's like a DIY shop, 1p a screw
Your mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
Your mum's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone
Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Your mum's so old, I told her to act her age and she died
Your mum's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Your mum's like the Eiffel tower, £1 and your up
Your mum's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on
Your mum's so stupid, I asked her to buy a colour tv and she said "which colour?"
Your mum's like railway track, she gets laid all over the country
Your mum's so stupid, when the judge said "order in court" she said "I'll have a burger and a Coke please."
Your mum's like a shotgun, give her a c o c k and she blows
Your mum's so fat, NASA takes her to the top of a tower, pushes her off she falls 400 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle
Your mum's so ugly, when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application
Your mum's so ugly, she went to an ugly competition and they said, "sorry no professionals"
Your mum's so big, she's got a warning light for aeroplanes
I met your mum the other day, he's a good bloke
Your mum's so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank
Your mum's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
If I'd had change for 50p, I could have been your Dad
Your mum's so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday
The difference between your mum and a cockrel is that the cockrel says "cockadoodaldoo" and she says "anycockwilldoo"
Your mum's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Your mum's so fat that when she auditioned for the part of ET, she caused an eclipse by riding her bike in front of the moon.
Your mum's so ugly, they filmed "gorrilas is the mist" in her shower
Your mum's so fat, she stepped on scales and it said "one at a time please"
Your mum's like a door, the more you bang her, the looser she gets.
Your mum's so dumb, she got sacked from an M&M's factory for throwing away the W's
Your mum's so fat, when it was her birthday, she turned around and it was her next birthday.
Your mum's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone.
Your mum's so fat, she has to iron her skirt on the driveway.
Your mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
When it comes to inteligence, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball. And you're so fat that people in Belgium can hear a massive thump when you fall over.
Doesn't that means she's just got really big high heels?
Your mum's so fat that when she walks in high heels with every step she takes she strikes oil.
Your Mother is amusingly fat.
Presedenté Nash wrote:
> Your Mother mildly resembles a man who is fat.
you call that an insult? off you go ...
> Your Mother mildly resembles a man who is fat.
you call that an insult? off you go ...
Your Mother mildly resembles a man who is fat.
Your mum.
your mum is so fat her belt size is the equator
and she puts it on with a boomerang
and she puts it on with a boomerang
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