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"Good Job / Bad Job"

Started my new job today.

Good Job: I get Paid
Bad Job: Not that much

Good Job: It's easy work
Bad Job: It's boring as hell

Good Job: It's within 50 yards of a snooker club
Bad Job: The club is expensive and smells of smoke

Good Job: I got to wear a suit to work
Bad Job: I was the only one who did. Some people don't even wear a tie..


I've been filing for hours. Stupid bits of paper that will never see the light of day again, but have to be filed away with pointless accuracy.
And tomorrow I get to do it again.
And the next day
And the next
[Repeat until September]

Oh well, at least I can sneak in another half hour at the snooker club tomorrow.
I might start putting in some time at the end of the day too, wait for the rush hour to die before I drive home. If I'm not wearing my suit I don't really have to worry about the smoke...

Started my new job today.

Good Job: I get Paid
Bad Job: Not that much

Good Job: It's easy work
Bad Job: It's boring as hell

Good Job: It's within 50 yards of a snooker club
Bad Job: The club is expensive and smells of smoke

Good Job: I got to wear a suit to work
Bad Job: I was the only one who did. Some people don't even wear a tie..


I've been filing for hours. Stupid bits of paper that will never see the light of day again, but have to be filed away with pointless accuracy.
And tomorrow I get to do it again.
And the next day
And the next
[Repeat until September]

Oh well, at least I can sneak in another half hour at the snooker club tomorrow.
I might start putting in some time at the end of the day too, wait for the rush hour to die before I drive home. If I'm not wearing my suit I don't really have to worry about the smoke...

You lucky guy you.

...

I don't have a job.
I've never had a job.
I'd quite like a job.

Make of that what you will.

I have a job. In Pizza Hut. I get paid 70 quid a week.

It sucks to be you.

I have a job.
Who wants it?

I'll take the hat and hancuffs, and your pay.

Ta.

Here you go.

Now, go protect.

But you didn't give me your baton!

Heeelllpp!

So what. I've never used it in all my long hard years.

Hmmm.

I think I'll stop now.

Hoho.