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“He opened his gown and gave her a beam, but Jenny was shocked, and she let out a scream,” said Frank from his relaxed position on the couch.
Doctor Feltz spoke into his tape recorder. “Frank is now under hypnosis. Frank has gone, talking about himself in the third person, as if he isn’t Frank at all.
“Who is Jenny?” asked the Doctor, reverting his attention back to his patient.
“Jenny, she was a pretty girl. Frank liked her. She was the first.”
“The first what?”
“The first one that he flashed.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“Frank was on a school trip. He was eleven, and the whole class went camping for a week in Derbyshire. It was in the food hall that he did it. He’d been to some ruins during the day, and he had got soaked in the rain. He came into the hall wearing a huge raincoat. He stood by Jenny in the line, and gave her the largest smile. Then he opened his coat.”
“And why did he do this?”
“You’d have to ask him.”
“I am asking him. Frank, why did you flash Jenny?”
“Frank doesn’t want to talk. But I can tell you some more.”
“Who are you?”
“Never mind that, it’s Frank that’s got the problem.”
“Okay, tell me more about Frank.”
“Ms Beecham was next, he wore a coat that was long, he went into her office and flashed his ding-dong.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“At school. He was fifteen. The Jenny incident had been forgotten. Ms Beecham was one of his teachers. He liked her.”
“I see. And how did Ms Beecham react?”
“She called in the Head. The Head-master I should say, avoid any embarrassing assumptions.”
“And what happened then?”
“Frank got suspended. He said he was sorry, and didn’t know why he had done it. Ms Beecham left at the end of the year, took a job at another school. Frank came back, and the story never got out amongst the rest of the kids.”
“So, Frank flashed these girls because he liked them? He had crushes on them?”
“Yes, that’s right. That wasn’t the case with the next one though.”
“The next one?”
“Approaching the goal on a day that was chilly, he pulled down his shorts and showed Gavin his willy.”
“Approaching the goal? This was during a football match?”
“That’s right, during his trial for Derby County.”
“And Gavin?”
“Gavin was a youth team keeper. They’d never met before.”
“What happened after that?”
“Derby didn’t take him on. Whilst his footwork was fine, his handwork worried them.”
“I see. And did Frank have any reason for this?”
“I think he was just excited.”
“Okay, and has he done anything like that since?”
“You know he has Doctor, that’s why he’s here.”
“Well why don’t you tell me about it?”
“Shopping for clothes at the Haddiscoe Mall, saw himself on a TV, and gave it his all.”
“He flashed a video camera in the shopping mall.”
“Yes. But his coat got stuck.”
“How so?”
“When he pulled it back to flash the tassels wrapped themselves around each other behind him. He couldn’t pull it back together.”
“And that’s why you were arrested.”
“Now Doc, let’s get this straight, it wasn’t me that was arrested. It was Frank.”
“Okay then, it was Frank. So what are you doing here, and when can I talk to Frank?”
“Frank’s too embarrassed, I’m sorry Doc, but whilst we’re here waiting, I’ll show you my schlock…”
Doctor Feltz spoke into his tape recorder. “Frank is now under hypnosis. Frank has gone, talking about himself in the third person, as if he isn’t Frank at all.
“Who is Jenny?” asked the Doctor, reverting his attention back to his patient.
“Jenny, she was a pretty girl. Frank liked her. She was the first.”
“The first what?”
“The first one that he flashed.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“Frank was on a school trip. He was eleven, and the whole class went camping for a week in Derbyshire. It was in the food hall that he did it. He’d been to some ruins during the day, and he had got soaked in the rain. He came into the hall wearing a huge raincoat. He stood by Jenny in the line, and gave her the largest smile. Then he opened his coat.”
“And why did he do this?”
“You’d have to ask him.”
“I am asking him. Frank, why did you flash Jenny?”
“Frank doesn’t want to talk. But I can tell you some more.”
“Who are you?”
“Never mind that, it’s Frank that’s got the problem.”
“Okay, tell me more about Frank.”
“Ms Beecham was next, he wore a coat that was long, he went into her office and flashed his ding-dong.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“At school. He was fifteen. The Jenny incident had been forgotten. Ms Beecham was one of his teachers. He liked her.”
“I see. And how did Ms Beecham react?”
“She called in the Head. The Head-master I should say, avoid any embarrassing assumptions.”
“And what happened then?”
“Frank got suspended. He said he was sorry, and didn’t know why he had done it. Ms Beecham left at the end of the year, took a job at another school. Frank came back, and the story never got out amongst the rest of the kids.”
“So, Frank flashed these girls because he liked them? He had crushes on them?”
“Yes, that’s right. That wasn’t the case with the next one though.”
“The next one?”
“Approaching the goal on a day that was chilly, he pulled down his shorts and showed Gavin his willy.”
“Approaching the goal? This was during a football match?”
“That’s right, during his trial for Derby County.”
“And Gavin?”
“Gavin was a youth team keeper. They’d never met before.”
“What happened after that?”
“Derby didn’t take him on. Whilst his footwork was fine, his handwork worried them.”
“I see. And did Frank have any reason for this?”
“I think he was just excited.”
“Okay, and has he done anything like that since?”
“You know he has Doctor, that’s why he’s here.”
“Well why don’t you tell me about it?”
“Shopping for clothes at the Haddiscoe Mall, saw himself on a TV, and gave it his all.”
“He flashed a video camera in the shopping mall.”
“Yes. But his coat got stuck.”
“How so?”
“When he pulled it back to flash the tassels wrapped themselves around each other behind him. He couldn’t pull it back together.”
“And that’s why you were arrested.”
“Now Doc, let’s get this straight, it wasn’t me that was arrested. It was Frank.”
“Okay then, it was Frank. So what are you doing here, and when can I talk to Frank?”
“Frank’s too embarrassed, I’m sorry Doc, but whilst we’re here waiting, I’ll show you my schlock…”
Talking of which, when is that Shoot the Writer thing on?
Electrum wrote:
> Fantastic.
>
> Is 'Frank' a reference to Donnie Darko considering the hilarious
> hypnosis scenes in the movie?
The only thing I could think of upon entering this topic was either being stabbed or shot in the face...
> Fantastic.
>
> Is 'Frank' a reference to Donnie Darko considering the hilarious
> hypnosis scenes in the movie?
The only thing I could think of upon entering this topic was either being stabbed or shot in the face...
Ha. Great. Loved the rhymes, reminds me of The Demon.
Fantastic.
Is 'Frank' a reference to Donnie Darko considering the hilarious hypnosis scenes in the movie?
Is 'Frank' a reference to Donnie Darko considering the hilarious hypnosis scenes in the movie?
Meka Dragon wrote:
> “That’s right, during his trial for Derby County.”
Perfect :^D
Have you sent this to that shoot the writer thing? If they're still accepting submissions I think you should
> “That’s right, during his trial for Derby County.”
Perfect :^D
Have you sent this to that shoot the writer thing? If they're still accepting submissions I think you should
Meka Dragon wrote:
> ...
> “Derby didn’t take him on. Whilst his footwork was fine, his handwork worried them.”
> ...
*****
That line killed me - literally!
> ...
> “Derby didn’t take him on. Whilst his footwork was fine, his handwork worried them.”
> ...
*****
That line killed me - literally!
Heh, good, good.
You didn't, by any chance, watch that thing on C4 the other day?
You didn't, by any chance, watch that thing on C4 the other day?
“He opened his gown and gave her a beam, but Jenny was shocked, and she let out a scream,” said Frank from his relaxed position on the couch.
Doctor Feltz spoke into his tape recorder. “Frank is now under hypnosis. Frank has gone, talking about himself in the third person, as if he isn’t Frank at all.
“Who is Jenny?” asked the Doctor, reverting his attention back to his patient.
“Jenny, she was a pretty girl. Frank liked her. She was the first.”
“The first what?”
“The first one that he flashed.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“Frank was on a school trip. He was eleven, and the whole class went camping for a week in Derbyshire. It was in the food hall that he did it. He’d been to some ruins during the day, and he had got soaked in the rain. He came into the hall wearing a huge raincoat. He stood by Jenny in the line, and gave her the largest smile. Then he opened his coat.”
“And why did he do this?”
“You’d have to ask him.”
“I am asking him. Frank, why did you flash Jenny?”
“Frank doesn’t want to talk. But I can tell you some more.”
“Who are you?”
“Never mind that, it’s Frank that’s got the problem.”
“Okay, tell me more about Frank.”
“Ms Beecham was next, he wore a coat that was long, he went into her office and flashed his ding-dong.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“At school. He was fifteen. The Jenny incident had been forgotten. Ms Beecham was one of his teachers. He liked her.”
“I see. And how did Ms Beecham react?”
“She called in the Head. The Head-master I should say, avoid any embarrassing assumptions.”
“And what happened then?”
“Frank got suspended. He said he was sorry, and didn’t know why he had done it. Ms Beecham left at the end of the year, took a job at another school. Frank came back, and the story never got out amongst the rest of the kids.”
“So, Frank flashed these girls because he liked them? He had crushes on them?”
“Yes, that’s right. That wasn’t the case with the next one though.”
“The next one?”
“Approaching the goal on a day that was chilly, he pulled down his shorts and showed Gavin his willy.”
“Approaching the goal? This was during a football match?”
“That’s right, during his trial for Derby County.”
“And Gavin?”
“Gavin was a youth team keeper. They’d never met before.”
“What happened after that?”
“Derby didn’t take him on. Whilst his footwork was fine, his handwork worried them.”
“I see. And did Frank have any reason for this?”
“I think he was just excited.”
“Okay, and has he done anything like that since?”
“You know he has Doctor, that’s why he’s here.”
“Well why don’t you tell me about it?”
“Shopping for clothes at the Haddiscoe Mall, saw himself on a TV, and gave it his all.”
“He flashed a video camera in the shopping mall.”
“Yes. But his coat got stuck.”
“How so?”
“When he pulled it back to flash the tassels wrapped themselves around each other behind him. He couldn’t pull it back together.”
“And that’s why you were arrested.”
“Now Doc, let’s get this straight, it wasn’t me that was arrested. It was Frank.”
“Okay then, it was Frank. So what are you doing here, and when can I talk to Frank?”
“Frank’s too embarrassed, I’m sorry Doc, but whilst we’re here waiting, I’ll show you my schlock…”
Doctor Feltz spoke into his tape recorder. “Frank is now under hypnosis. Frank has gone, talking about himself in the third person, as if he isn’t Frank at all.
“Who is Jenny?” asked the Doctor, reverting his attention back to his patient.
“Jenny, she was a pretty girl. Frank liked her. She was the first.”
“The first what?”
“The first one that he flashed.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“Frank was on a school trip. He was eleven, and the whole class went camping for a week in Derbyshire. It was in the food hall that he did it. He’d been to some ruins during the day, and he had got soaked in the rain. He came into the hall wearing a huge raincoat. He stood by Jenny in the line, and gave her the largest smile. Then he opened his coat.”
“And why did he do this?”
“You’d have to ask him.”
“I am asking him. Frank, why did you flash Jenny?”
“Frank doesn’t want to talk. But I can tell you some more.”
“Who are you?”
“Never mind that, it’s Frank that’s got the problem.”
“Okay, tell me more about Frank.”
“Ms Beecham was next, he wore a coat that was long, he went into her office and flashed his ding-dong.”
“I see. And when was this?”
“At school. He was fifteen. The Jenny incident had been forgotten. Ms Beecham was one of his teachers. He liked her.”
“I see. And how did Ms Beecham react?”
“She called in the Head. The Head-master I should say, avoid any embarrassing assumptions.”
“And what happened then?”
“Frank got suspended. He said he was sorry, and didn’t know why he had done it. Ms Beecham left at the end of the year, took a job at another school. Frank came back, and the story never got out amongst the rest of the kids.”
“So, Frank flashed these girls because he liked them? He had crushes on them?”
“Yes, that’s right. That wasn’t the case with the next one though.”
“The next one?”
“Approaching the goal on a day that was chilly, he pulled down his shorts and showed Gavin his willy.”
“Approaching the goal? This was during a football match?”
“That’s right, during his trial for Derby County.”
“And Gavin?”
“Gavin was a youth team keeper. They’d never met before.”
“What happened after that?”
“Derby didn’t take him on. Whilst his footwork was fine, his handwork worried them.”
“I see. And did Frank have any reason for this?”
“I think he was just excited.”
“Okay, and has he done anything like that since?”
“You know he has Doctor, that’s why he’s here.”
“Well why don’t you tell me about it?”
“Shopping for clothes at the Haddiscoe Mall, saw himself on a TV, and gave it his all.”
“He flashed a video camera in the shopping mall.”
“Yes. But his coat got stuck.”
“How so?”
“When he pulled it back to flash the tassels wrapped themselves around each other behind him. He couldn’t pull it back together.”
“And that’s why you were arrested.”
“Now Doc, let’s get this straight, it wasn’t me that was arrested. It was Frank.”
“Okay then, it was Frank. So what are you doing here, and when can I talk to Frank?”
“Frank’s too embarrassed, I’m sorry Doc, but whilst we’re here waiting, I’ll show you my schlock…”