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*BANG* Fireworks fly as Y2J appears on the stage with his back turned to the fans. He spins around and begins to walk down the ramp to a chorus of booing from what he seems to think are the Jerichoholics! He slides into the ring and grabs a microphone…
“Welcome to… ECLIPSE IS JERICHO! And yeah, you guessed it. It’s time for the Higggghhhhhllliiiggggghhhhhttttttt Reeeeeeeeellll baby!
*A mixed reaction*
Tonight’s guest is one that everybody’s currently talking about back in that locker room. He’s the champion’s new apprentice and tag-team partner, the rookie, JONNY HAMMER! But before Jonny (Chris) comes out here, I’ve got a something I need to talk about. Yeah, you guessed. That being the @ss Clown which you call the *Peoples Champion*… The Rock (Lipe).
*Rocky, Rocky, Rocky*
Yeah. That’s right. He’s being getting the better of me lately and now he thinks he can bring back Mick Foley (Lipe) for a tag-team match against Vitamin C? Nah… Not going to happen. You’ll see why by my actions later on tonight… Heh…”
*Foley, Foley, Foley*
Jericho smiles before swiftly moving on…
“Yeah. Chant their names all you want. It’s NEVER going to happen. Now, back to the highlight reel…
Introducing the hardcore title number one contender… Give it up for JONNY HAMMER!”
“Hammertime” hits and Hammer steps out from behind the curtain! He has a smile on his face as he walks down the ramp slapping fans hands on his way to the ring. Jericho steps back a few paces as he slides under the bottom rope. Hammer then looks to start some break-dancing but is cut off by Jericho handing him a microphone! The music slowly dies down as the Fozzy front-man gets ready to ask his first question…
“Good to have you on the show, Jonny. Now that the *big* entrance is over, lets get down to business. You hit the biggest win of your career last week. How does it feel to have beaten some of SRW’s biggest stars so early on in your career?”
Hammer replies…
“Damn good. I think I proved myself last week in the number one contenders match. I went in the underdog and came out on top.”
Jericho carries on…
“Yeah. The Jackal didn’t seem to be too pleased that you got that victory. A lot of guys in the back are saying that last week was a fluke and that The Jackal is going to destroy you. I personally agree with them and what they are saying. What’s your response to this?”
Hammer doesn’t look too happy with this question but replies anyway…
“Nobodies told me that last week was a fluke to my face. Well, apart from you Chris and not many people are going to listen to someone who got his @ss whooped along with his partner trying to double team one guy last week!”
*The fans cheer*
Jericho doesn’t look too happy at that comment but still carries on…
“Watch you mouth, Junior. You’re talking to the one and only larger than life, living legend, CHRIS JERICHO! And anyway, that will never, ever happen again. I was feeling ill last week. That’s the only reason it happened!”
“Yeah, whatever Chris!”
“I think it’s about time that I introduced my second guest tonight… THE JACKAL (RM18)!”
Hammer turns his attentions to the entrance ramp, but look! *BANG* Jericho just hit Hammer over the head with a microphone! The Jackal is running up the ramp-way! He’s now in the ring stomping away on Jonny Hammer! This isn’t right! Jericho shouts, “Don’t speak to me like that! Yeah. I’m a living legend. Get him Jackal!” before abandoning the ring to head for the back.
The Jackal carries on stomping Hammer before pulling him to his feet and hitting A JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB! Hammer is out! The Jackal might have bought himself an easy victory for later on tonight to get him back into the hardcore title picture. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what condition Jonny Hammer is in later on tonight in their match…
Stay tuned in to SRW Eclipse to find out if Jonny Hammer can overcome this beating and gain another win over The Jackal in their match-up later on tonight…
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Thanks for reading,
*J*A*E*
Was exactly what needed to be done - created intrigue for Jericho's actions later, and fuelled the match between Hammer and Jackal even more.
Nicely done Jae.
Lipe . . . go online on MSN now as I need to talk to you about some thing, please. :)
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
*BANG* Fireworks fly as Y2J appears on the stage with his back turned to the fans. He spins around and begins to walk down the ramp to a chorus of booing from what he seems to think are the Jerichoholics! He slides into the ring and grabs a microphone…
“Welcome to… ECLIPSE IS JERICHO! And yeah, you guessed it. It’s time for the Higggghhhhhllliiiggggghhhhhttttttt Reeeeeeeeellll baby!
*A mixed reaction*
Tonight’s guest is one that everybody’s currently talking about back in that locker room. He’s the champion’s new apprentice and tag-team partner, the rookie, JONNY HAMMER! But before Jonny (Chris) comes out here, I’ve got a something I need to talk about. Yeah, you guessed. That being the @ss Clown which you call the *Peoples Champion*… The Rock (Lipe).
*Rocky, Rocky, Rocky*
Yeah. That’s right. He’s being getting the better of me lately and now he thinks he can bring back Mick Foley (Lipe) for a tag-team match against Vitamin C? Nah… Not going to happen. You’ll see why by my actions later on tonight… Heh…”
*Foley, Foley, Foley*
Jericho smiles before swiftly moving on…
“Yeah. Chant their names all you want. It’s NEVER going to happen. Now, back to the highlight reel…
Introducing the hardcore title number one contender… Give it up for JONNY HAMMER!”
“Hammertime” hits and Hammer steps out from behind the curtain! He has a smile on his face as he walks down the ramp slapping fans hands on his way to the ring. Jericho steps back a few paces as he slides under the bottom rope. Hammer then looks to start some break-dancing but is cut off by Jericho handing him a microphone! The music slowly dies down as the Fozzy front-man gets ready to ask his first question…
“Good to have you on the show, Jonny. Now that the *big* entrance is over, lets get down to business. You hit the biggest win of your career last week. How does it feel to have beaten some of SRW’s biggest stars so early on in your career?”
Hammer replies…
“Damn good. I think I proved myself last week in the number one contenders match. I went in the underdog and came out on top.”
Jericho carries on…
“Yeah. The Jackal didn’t seem to be too pleased that you got that victory. A lot of guys in the back are saying that last week was a fluke and that The Jackal is going to destroy you. I personally agree with them and what they are saying. What’s your response to this?”
Hammer doesn’t look too happy with this question but replies anyway…
“Nobodies told me that last week was a fluke to my face. Well, apart from you Chris and not many people are going to listen to someone who got his @ss whooped along with his partner trying to double team one guy last week!”
*The fans cheer*
Jericho doesn’t look too happy at that comment but still carries on…
“Watch you mouth, Junior. You’re talking to the one and only larger than life, living legend, CHRIS JERICHO! And anyway, that will never, ever happen again. I was feeling ill last week. That’s the only reason it happened!”
“Yeah, whatever Chris!”
“I think it’s about time that I introduced my second guest tonight… THE JACKAL (RM18)!”
Hammer turns his attentions to the entrance ramp, but look! *BANG* Jericho just hit Hammer over the head with a microphone! The Jackal is running up the ramp-way! He’s now in the ring stomping away on Jonny Hammer! This isn’t right! Jericho shouts, “Don’t speak to me like that! Yeah. I’m a living legend. Get him Jackal!” before abandoning the ring to head for the back.
The Jackal carries on stomping Hammer before pulling him to his feet and hitting A JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB! Hammer is out! The Jackal might have bought himself an easy victory for later on tonight to get him back into the hardcore title picture. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what condition Jonny Hammer is in later on tonight in their match…
Stay tuned in to SRW Eclipse to find out if Jonny Hammer can overcome this beating and gain another win over The Jackal in their match-up later on tonight…
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Thanks for reading,
*J*A*E*