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All I remember is that I was doing everything I could to make some girl happy (though not in the way you're thinking...)
My efforts worked and she was happy.
Next thing I know, she's Alyson Hannigan.
Now my dreams are getting weird.
Walking into a weird village that was just a few houses at the bottom of a muddy valley, with two other people, I think they were relatives of some description. We talked to a man, and I was terrified of him immediatly, and the others weren't - then we walked on, and talked to another, but he looked familiar...
Then we talked to another and went into a castle - that was the size of a normal semi-detached. Bizzare. Anyway, I was literally crying with fear and the others were all oblivous. Then the mans wife came out and looked all beaten up and sat down. Then suddenly, the others went unconscious - and then I was going to be killed in some horrible way. I was yelling for the others to wakeup but they didn't. Then they did, and we ran, and I looked back and saw the mans face all evil (as in contorted), then somehow I saw him rape and beat his wife, and practically killed her. I think he was the Devil or something.
It was 'orrible.
> H²O wrote:
> I bet it's to do with mac donalds and their 100% beef.
>
> It always is
>
> ?
Dont even try to understand his ramblings.
> I bet it's to do with mac donalds and their 100% beef.
>
> It always is
?
Next, Bill is uniting all of the super-villains to take over the world, which is Spain and Bolivia. The Doc from Back to the Future is there, except he's playing the guy Woody Harrelson plays in Natural Born Killers. Neo shows up in a flashy car, says "Sorry I'm late" and his girlfriend is this girl I haven't spoken to in at least 6 years.
Finally, to take over Bolivia, the plan is to wipe out the plague. In Bolivia. This is done by sucking it up through these tubes, and this is helped by one of my mates, but it goes wrong, because all that comes out of the tube is lettuce.
It always is
Interesting.
Then he poked me with a pitch-fork until I pretended to be happy.