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“My Sacrifice…” The Elements’ music hits, as Reaver (Ant) emerges from behind the curtain! He is greeted by a mixture of boos and cheers, but either way, the sold-out audience is excited to see him! He stands on top of the ramp, smiling cockily, before slowly sauntering to the ring. He enters the squared circle and poses on the top turnbuckle, cameras flashing all over the arena!
Finally he settles down, grabs a microphone and looks around at the audience.
“REAVER! REAVER! REAVER!” Some fans towards the front chant his name loudly!
“REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS!” And they’re not the only ones!
“Hey y’all,” Reaver (Ant) begins as always with his Scott Hall related joke, “the return of SRW has certainly been an exciting one, for many wrestlers. Grandprix has continued his amazing run as CAW World Champion, and has made one young rookie’s dreams come true by teaming up with Jonny…Jonny…Humper?”
Reaver (Ant) leans out of the ring and asks the commentators!
“Ahhh, Jonny Hammer (Chris), that’s the one. Anyway, that punk kid thinks he’s big because first he and Daddy beat me and Jetster in a tag team match? The only ever SRW Double Tag Team Champions? Just remember Jonny, and you Grandprix, we were DISQUALIFIED…and lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place. And now he’s the no.1 contender for the Hardcore Title…well Jonny, personally, I doubt you’ll even be able to compete for that title at the PPV after The Jackal (RM18)’s finished…”
The crowd boo, obviously big fans of Grandprix’s protégé!
“So who else has made an exciting start? Well, credit to Stone Edge (Jae) I s’pose, getting big victories over both Scotty Dogg (Figo) and Grandprix. Admittedly, they were both total fluke and down to interference…but sometimes that’s the best way to win. I also see that Hawk (AJ) is back to his old, merciless self, and that Scotty Dogg is still desperately trying to win the big one.”
Reaver (Ant) looks straight into the camera, and says, “Scotty? Dream on, b!tch.”
The fans are incensed! They certainly didn’t like that comment toward one of the biggest fan favourites of all time!
“Anyway, I came out here for a reason. Y’see whilst all these people have been getting involved in their own title and feud pursuits, I’ve been spreading myself around a bit. Last week I beat Christian (Jae), one on one…it was a good match, and I’ll give the CLB some respect…but someone I won’t respect…is THE ROCK (LIPE).”
The crowd goes wild, just as the sound of The Great One’s name!
“I didn’t need a quick count last week, so why the hell did you give me one!? I was about to beat you down, but in the end I let Vitamin C do the dirty work for me…or maybe I should say, TRY and do the dirty work for me. Useless sons-of-b!tches. Rock (Lipe), you may be The Great One, or the Brahma Bull, or one of the most popular superstars here in SRW…but you know what? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU ARE!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs as the audience jeers!
“Awww man, I crack myself up…” Reaver’s face suddenly turns completely serious once again, “Anarchy (DW). I may have let you beat me and my tag team partner up in the past…I may have let you play with my mind…and I may have let you burn my office down. But back then…I was weak. You took advantage of me, and that was the right thing to do, because it has obviously propelled you to new heights.”
“But now all you do is moan, and groan, and whine about the matches you’re put in! Well I hope you appreciate the opportunity I’ve given you this week, Anarchy. And I hope you say thank-you. Because if you don’t, I am just gonna have to kick your @rse all over this arena, and EVERYWHERE SRW EVER GOES!” Reaver looks intense!
“Y’see, I’ve been thinking about what you did to me in those months leading up to the break, and it sickens me that I let it happen…well now it's different, Anarchy. This is a returned Reaver…a revitalised Reaver…a new REAVER (ANT)! Actually…no…not a new Reaver…I am the Reaver that I once was! I’m the Reaver who was a former CAW World Champion, a former Double SRW Tag Team Champion! I’m the Reaver who broke The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)’s neck! I’m the Reaver who nearly beat the Cong Man out of SRW forever! I’m the Reaver…who is gonna end your career.”
“That’s right Anarchy (DW)…no matter how long it takes, weeks, months or years, I SWEAR that I will be the Reaver (Ant), who ends your career.”
Reaver (Ant) looks as though he’s about to leave, but returns to say one more thing. “This Reaver, still has old scores to settle, and not just with Anarchy, but with men like Grandprix and The Cong Man. This week though, I turn my attention to the SRW World Tag Team Titles…because they are property of The Elements. And it doesn’t matter whether it’s Vitamin C, Too Cool, or the New System Fighters…nothing is gonna get in the way of myself and Jetster bringing back those titles to where they belong…around our waists!”
Reaver (Ant) once again looks straight into the camera, a sneer spreading across his face, “So SRW, you better get ready…because my name is Reaver…maybe you’ve forgotten that.”
He throws the mic and continues to look into the camera, before finally turning away and leaving the ring, his message sent!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
Finally he settles down, grabs a microphone and looks around at the audience.
“REAVER! REAVER! REAVER!” Some fans towards the front chant his name loudly!
“REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS!” And they’re not the only ones!
“Hey y’all,” Reaver (Ant) begins as always with his Scott Hall related joke, “the return of SRW has certainly been an exciting one, for many wrestlers. Grandprix has continued his amazing run as CAW World Champion, and has made one young rookie’s dreams come true by teaming up with Jonny…Jonny…Humper?”
Reaver (Ant) leans out of the ring and asks the commentators!
“Ahhh, Jonny Hammer (Chris), that’s the one. Anyway, that punk kid thinks he’s big because first he and Daddy beat me and Jetster in a tag team match? The only ever SRW Double Tag Team Champions? Just remember Jonny, and you Grandprix, we were DISQUALIFIED…and lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place. And now he’s the no.1 contender for the Hardcore Title…well Jonny, personally, I doubt you’ll even be able to compete for that title at the PPV after The Jackal (RM18)’s finished…”
The crowd boo, obviously big fans of Grandprix’s protégé!
“So who else has made an exciting start? Well, credit to Stone Edge (Jae) I s’pose, getting big victories over both Scotty Dogg (Figo) and Grandprix. Admittedly, they were both total fluke and down to interference…but sometimes that’s the best way to win. I also see that Hawk (AJ) is back to his old, merciless self, and that Scotty Dogg is still desperately trying to win the big one.”
Reaver (Ant) looks straight into the camera, and says, “Scotty? Dream on, b!tch.”
The fans are incensed! They certainly didn’t like that comment toward one of the biggest fan favourites of all time!
“Anyway, I came out here for a reason. Y’see whilst all these people have been getting involved in their own title and feud pursuits, I’ve been spreading myself around a bit. Last week I beat Christian (Jae), one on one…it was a good match, and I’ll give the CLB some respect…but someone I won’t respect…is THE ROCK (LIPE).”
The crowd goes wild, just as the sound of The Great One’s name!
“I didn’t need a quick count last week, so why the hell did you give me one!? I was about to beat you down, but in the end I let Vitamin C do the dirty work for me…or maybe I should say, TRY and do the dirty work for me. Useless sons-of-b!tches. Rock (Lipe), you may be The Great One, or the Brahma Bull, or one of the most popular superstars here in SRW…but you know what? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU ARE!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs as the audience jeers!
“Awww man, I crack myself up…” Reaver’s face suddenly turns completely serious once again, “Anarchy (DW). I may have let you beat me and my tag team partner up in the past…I may have let you play with my mind…and I may have let you burn my office down. But back then…I was weak. You took advantage of me, and that was the right thing to do, because it has obviously propelled you to new heights.”
“But now all you do is moan, and groan, and whine about the matches you’re put in! Well I hope you appreciate the opportunity I’ve given you this week, Anarchy. And I hope you say thank-you. Because if you don’t, I am just gonna have to kick your @rse all over this arena, and EVERYWHERE SRW EVER GOES!” Reaver looks intense!
“Y’see, I’ve been thinking about what you did to me in those months leading up to the break, and it sickens me that I let it happen…well now it's different, Anarchy. This is a returned Reaver…a revitalised Reaver…a new REAVER (ANT)! Actually…no…not a new Reaver…I am the Reaver that I once was! I’m the Reaver who was a former CAW World Champion, a former Double SRW Tag Team Champion! I’m the Reaver who broke The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)’s neck! I’m the Reaver who nearly beat the Cong Man out of SRW forever! I’m the Reaver…who is gonna end your career.”
“That’s right Anarchy (DW)…no matter how long it takes, weeks, months or years, I SWEAR that I will be the Reaver (Ant), who ends your career.”
Reaver (Ant) looks as though he’s about to leave, but returns to say one more thing. “This Reaver, still has old scores to settle, and not just with Anarchy, but with men like Grandprix and The Cong Man. This week though, I turn my attention to the SRW World Tag Team Titles…because they are property of The Elements. And it doesn’t matter whether it’s Vitamin C, Too Cool, or the New System Fighters…nothing is gonna get in the way of myself and Jetster bringing back those titles to where they belong…around our waists!”
Reaver (Ant) once again looks straight into the camera, a sneer spreading across his face, “So SRW, you better get ready…because my name is Reaver…maybe you’ve forgotten that.”
He throws the mic and continues to look into the camera, before finally turning away and leaving the ring, his message sent!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
Great promo! :D Thats the second promo I've read that I've got to consider whilst writing my match. Heh. It's going to be a good one to write. :)
Nice stuff. First promo/match I've read in a while, and AJ = impressed.
I could maybe start writing again in Summer. We'll see.
I could maybe start writing again in Summer. We'll see.
Oh Anarchy will say thank you. Yes...he will...
...when he whoops your ass all over that ring.
Then Anarchy will help you up...raise your hand...say thank you...and then knock you flat on your ass again!
...when he whoops your ass all over that ring.
Then Anarchy will help you up...raise your hand...say thank you...and then knock you flat on your ass again!
Loved that promo. DW's CAW is in for it.
Love that word , protégé
Love that word , protégé
Fantastic promo. Bet Anarchy is pooing his pants. :) How dare you say that about Jonny Hammer though. :O
Almost finished my Brock Lesnar promo even thoug hit is nothing to do with this.
Almost finished my Brock Lesnar promo even thoug hit is nothing to do with this.
Heh, brilliant promo showing Reaver's lack of respect for the majority of the roster. Reaver certainly has spread himself about since his return. There were also some strong words for Anarchy.
Top stuff.
Top stuff.
Yeah, top promo, I guess Reaver has a lot of enemies at the moment, some are more long term than others and we have feuds that never seem to die - Congy and Reaver, Scotty and Reaver, Anarchy and Reaver and more recently The Rock.
OOOOOOOOO, top promo there talking about all of Reaver's enemies :D Well I'd nearly finished my Rock promo, guess I'll have to edit it after this :D
“My Sacrifice…” The Elements’ music hits, as Reaver (Ant) emerges from behind the curtain! He is greeted by a mixture of boos and cheers, but either way, the sold-out audience is excited to see him! He stands on top of the ramp, smiling cockily, before slowly sauntering to the ring. He enters the squared circle and poses on the top turnbuckle, cameras flashing all over the arena!
Finally he settles down, grabs a microphone and looks around at the audience.
“REAVER! REAVER! REAVER!” Some fans towards the front chant his name loudly!
“REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS!” And they’re not the only ones!
“Hey y’all,” Reaver (Ant) begins as always with his Scott Hall related joke, “the return of SRW has certainly been an exciting one, for many wrestlers. Grandprix has continued his amazing run as CAW World Champion, and has made one young rookie’s dreams come true by teaming up with Jonny…Jonny…Humper?”
Reaver (Ant) leans out of the ring and asks the commentators!
“Ahhh, Jonny Hammer (Chris), that’s the one. Anyway, that punk kid thinks he’s big because first he and Daddy beat me and Jetster in a tag team match? The only ever SRW Double Tag Team Champions? Just remember Jonny, and you Grandprix, we were DISQUALIFIED…and lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place. And now he’s the no.1 contender for the Hardcore Title…well Jonny, personally, I doubt you’ll even be able to compete for that title at the PPV after The Jackal (RM18)’s finished…”
The crowd boo, obviously big fans of Grandprix’s protégé!
“So who else has made an exciting start? Well, credit to Stone Edge (Jae) I s’pose, getting big victories over both Scotty Dogg (Figo) and Grandprix. Admittedly, they were both total fluke and down to interference…but sometimes that’s the best way to win. I also see that Hawk (AJ) is back to his old, merciless self, and that Scotty Dogg is still desperately trying to win the big one.”
Reaver (Ant) looks straight into the camera, and says, “Scotty? Dream on, b!tch.”
The fans are incensed! They certainly didn’t like that comment toward one of the biggest fan favourites of all time!
“Anyway, I came out here for a reason. Y’see whilst all these people have been getting involved in their own title and feud pursuits, I’ve been spreading myself around a bit. Last week I beat Christian (Jae), one on one…it was a good match, and I’ll give the CLB some respect…but someone I won’t respect…is THE ROCK (LIPE).”
The crowd goes wild, just as the sound of The Great One’s name!
“I didn’t need a quick count last week, so why the hell did you give me one!? I was about to beat you down, but in the end I let Vitamin C do the dirty work for me…or maybe I should say, TRY and do the dirty work for me. Useless sons-of-b!tches. Rock (Lipe), you may be The Great One, or the Brahma Bull, or one of the most popular superstars here in SRW…but you know what? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU ARE!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs as the audience jeers!
“Awww man, I crack myself up…” Reaver’s face suddenly turns completely serious once again, “Anarchy (DW). I may have let you beat me and my tag team partner up in the past…I may have let you play with my mind…and I may have let you burn my office down. But back then…I was weak. You took advantage of me, and that was the right thing to do, because it has obviously propelled you to new heights.”
“But now all you do is moan, and groan, and whine about the matches you’re put in! Well I hope you appreciate the opportunity I’ve given you this week, Anarchy. And I hope you say thank-you. Because if you don’t, I am just gonna have to kick your @rse all over this arena, and EVERYWHERE SRW EVER GOES!” Reaver looks intense!
“Y’see, I’ve been thinking about what you did to me in those months leading up to the break, and it sickens me that I let it happen…well now it's different, Anarchy. This is a returned Reaver…a revitalised Reaver…a new REAVER (ANT)! Actually…no…not a new Reaver…I am the Reaver that I once was! I’m the Reaver who was a former CAW World Champion, a former Double SRW Tag Team Champion! I’m the Reaver who broke The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)’s neck! I’m the Reaver who nearly beat the Cong Man out of SRW forever! I’m the Reaver…who is gonna end your career.”
“That’s right Anarchy (DW)…no matter how long it takes, weeks, months or years, I SWEAR that I will be the Reaver (Ant), who ends your career.”
Reaver (Ant) looks as though he’s about to leave, but returns to say one more thing. “This Reaver, still has old scores to settle, and not just with Anarchy, but with men like Grandprix and The Cong Man. This week though, I turn my attention to the SRW World Tag Team Titles…because they are property of The Elements. And it doesn’t matter whether it’s Vitamin C, Too Cool, or the New System Fighters…nothing is gonna get in the way of myself and Jetster bringing back those titles to where they belong…around our waists!”
Reaver (Ant) once again looks straight into the camera, a sneer spreading across his face, “So SRW, you better get ready…because my name is Reaver…maybe you’ve forgotten that.”
He throws the mic and continues to look into the camera, before finally turning away and leaving the ring, his message sent!
________________________________
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Finally he settles down, grabs a microphone and looks around at the audience.
“REAVER! REAVER! REAVER!” Some fans towards the front chant his name loudly!
“REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS! REAVER SUCKS!” And they’re not the only ones!
“Hey y’all,” Reaver (Ant) begins as always with his Scott Hall related joke, “the return of SRW has certainly been an exciting one, for many wrestlers. Grandprix has continued his amazing run as CAW World Champion, and has made one young rookie’s dreams come true by teaming up with Jonny…Jonny…Humper?”
Reaver (Ant) leans out of the ring and asks the commentators!
“Ahhh, Jonny Hammer (Chris), that’s the one. Anyway, that punk kid thinks he’s big because first he and Daddy beat me and Jetster in a tag team match? The only ever SRW Double Tag Team Champions? Just remember Jonny, and you Grandprix, we were DISQUALIFIED…and lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place. And now he’s the no.1 contender for the Hardcore Title…well Jonny, personally, I doubt you’ll even be able to compete for that title at the PPV after The Jackal (RM18)’s finished…”
The crowd boo, obviously big fans of Grandprix’s protégé!
“So who else has made an exciting start? Well, credit to Stone Edge (Jae) I s’pose, getting big victories over both Scotty Dogg (Figo) and Grandprix. Admittedly, they were both total fluke and down to interference…but sometimes that’s the best way to win. I also see that Hawk (AJ) is back to his old, merciless self, and that Scotty Dogg is still desperately trying to win the big one.”
Reaver (Ant) looks straight into the camera, and says, “Scotty? Dream on, b!tch.”
The fans are incensed! They certainly didn’t like that comment toward one of the biggest fan favourites of all time!
“Anyway, I came out here for a reason. Y’see whilst all these people have been getting involved in their own title and feud pursuits, I’ve been spreading myself around a bit. Last week I beat Christian (Jae), one on one…it was a good match, and I’ll give the CLB some respect…but someone I won’t respect…is THE ROCK (LIPE).”
The crowd goes wild, just as the sound of The Great One’s name!
“I didn’t need a quick count last week, so why the hell did you give me one!? I was about to beat you down, but in the end I let Vitamin C do the dirty work for me…or maybe I should say, TRY and do the dirty work for me. Useless sons-of-b!tches. Rock (Lipe), you may be The Great One, or the Brahma Bull, or one of the most popular superstars here in SRW…but you know what? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU ARE!”
Reaver (Ant) laughs as the audience jeers!
“Awww man, I crack myself up…” Reaver’s face suddenly turns completely serious once again, “Anarchy (DW). I may have let you beat me and my tag team partner up in the past…I may have let you play with my mind…and I may have let you burn my office down. But back then…I was weak. You took advantage of me, and that was the right thing to do, because it has obviously propelled you to new heights.”
“But now all you do is moan, and groan, and whine about the matches you’re put in! Well I hope you appreciate the opportunity I’ve given you this week, Anarchy. And I hope you say thank-you. Because if you don’t, I am just gonna have to kick your @rse all over this arena, and EVERYWHERE SRW EVER GOES!” Reaver looks intense!
“Y’see, I’ve been thinking about what you did to me in those months leading up to the break, and it sickens me that I let it happen…well now it's different, Anarchy. This is a returned Reaver…a revitalised Reaver…a new REAVER (ANT)! Actually…no…not a new Reaver…I am the Reaver that I once was! I’m the Reaver who was a former CAW World Champion, a former Double SRW Tag Team Champion! I’m the Reaver who broke The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)’s neck! I’m the Reaver who nearly beat the Cong Man out of SRW forever! I’m the Reaver…who is gonna end your career.”
“That’s right Anarchy (DW)…no matter how long it takes, weeks, months or years, I SWEAR that I will be the Reaver (Ant), who ends your career.”
Reaver (Ant) looks as though he’s about to leave, but returns to say one more thing. “This Reaver, still has old scores to settle, and not just with Anarchy, but with men like Grandprix and The Cong Man. This week though, I turn my attention to the SRW World Tag Team Titles…because they are property of The Elements. And it doesn’t matter whether it’s Vitamin C, Too Cool, or the New System Fighters…nothing is gonna get in the way of myself and Jetster bringing back those titles to where they belong…around our waists!”
Reaver (Ant) once again looks straight into the camera, a sneer spreading across his face, “So SRW, you better get ready…because my name is Reaver…maybe you’ve forgotten that.”
He throws the mic and continues to look into the camera, before finally turning away and leaving the ring, his message sent!
________________________________
Thanks for reading, Ant.