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"Mr Nash..."

You have an Ex wife at the age of 18?

I see.

LOL M8!111!!! I IZ COOL!!

VISIT MY WI>
It's getting to me.

Hey hey - not nothing
Like I said - I can put up shelves.

The denial won't get you anywhere. You were addicted to the children and you know it - Jimmy swore blind* you smeared lemon curd on his bald spot and skimmed stones off it.

Shocking.

*By this I mean: he swore, so I blinded him.

Good luck with the new man.

You really didn’t need to take the children though; I’m a man, not a paedophile.

You men are all alike..
Good for nothing.

Ah yes, I remember that.
My memory's been a little crap lately - what with me having to store everything in my neck.

Good for putting up shelves, though ...

Nash..explain this wife business

Don't you remember, I shot your head by mistake. I thought for a brief moment your willy was on your head, and BooM, off it went.

That would make me a willypeep.
You shot mine off.

= willysnipe

Luckily I could spare the inches blown out.

I think you'll find it was you who took my willy.
Willysnipe.

There he is ....
Evil willysnipe.

We agreed to part on good terms - even though the cockshank ate all my Frosties.

I got the house though, so meh.