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"I asked my friend..."

which would he choose to own if he was given the chance:

1 billion cans of Dr. Pepper (he sure loves that stuff) or the moon.

Would you believe it, he choose the cans.

I would drill through the moon until it had a hollow centre. Then i would sell it to the company that made polos, claiming that it was a giant polo, but secretly i would know that it was an homage to The One Ring.

Excuse me, but I must interject.

Owning the moon would not cause you to own moonlight in any way, shape or form.

If you own a building, you do not own the light that reflects of said building, because you can't own light.

As the moon does not produce moonlight, you would own nothing except a ball of rock which you could never use, and no one would acknowledge your acquisition of the moon, as who would sell it to you? Who owns it now?

Me. That's the answer. And I wouldn't sell it to you. Except for maybe 1 million dollars.

I'd like to own the moon then get killed by the pope because he says it's his. Then I could say "See that moon up there? I own that, and I got shot in the face with a double barrel shotgun by the Pope. I'm lucky to be alive."

Forest Fan wrote:
> who owns the stars!?

The aliens. They told me.

I'd go for the Pepper - I mean what can you do with the moon? It's like when people claim to buy stars - who owns the stars!?

The people who actually own parts of the moon wouldn't be pleased if your mate suddenly claimed it all for himself :)

Fosco wrote:
> mikelar wrote:
> You'd actually own the moon for crying out loud, you could look up
> on
> a night time and say "i own that floating blue ball", its
> a
> great chat up line.
>
> You could do that anyway. ( :

That was you? o_O

mikelar wrote:
> You'd actually own the moon for crying out loud, you could look up on
> a night time and say "i own that floating blue ball", its a
> great chat up line.

You could do that anyway. ( :

mikelar wrote:
> Here's another question - would you rather have your head chopped off
> by a giant scorpian's claw, or would you rather have the pope shoot
> you, at point blank range in the face, with a double barrel shot gun?

Either way you're gunna' die, so i'm going for the pope, at least then i'd be famous as the man shot by the pope, and I want fame dammit!

*bangs table*

Ashman wrote:
> You could be choking on Dr. Pepper. Anyhow how exactly is the moon
> blue?

have you looked at the moon? ever? Its blue - moon dust, obviously.