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"My Throat... is on...Fire..."

Gahahrharh.
And has been since Saturday morning. It burnnnssss. There's no lozenges or anything in the house at all.

First thing I'm buying tomorrow is some of that Lemsip malarky, or those lemon tasting lozenge things.
It hurts.

Sympathise, ladies.

I'm hardcore.
Whiskey no make me bad or anything.

A cool Scotland thing.

Been there

Must be a Scotland thing

Or a joke about a dare and a huge cucumber..

gamezfreak wrote:
> Ah-ha! The morning after.
>
> I would make a joke now, concerning another man, his manhood and the
> coincidence of your sore throat.
>
> But I won't.

I think you just did.

Ah-ha! The morning after.

I would make a joke now, concerning another man, his manhood and the coincidence of your sore throat.

But I won't.

I had whiskey, friday morning.

hahahahahaha

I've got problems.

Ha

gamezfreak wrote:
> Hit the Whiskey I say.
>
> It answers every niggling problem.

I think that's what did it in the first place, actually.
Note the "Saturday morning" reference.

Hit the Whiskey I say.

It answers every niggling problem.

Seriously now, you should try and eat a garlic clove. I know it sounds disgusting and idiotic but they actually do help sore throats in some cases. Follow it up with some H2O if you can't take the taste.