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1.Tell them you are going to the toilet and search in their rooms
2.never use their toilet you will be blamed for a floater!
3.never tell them that they should clean up before you arive they will forever insult you about it
4.turn the fridge upside down when they are not there and when they get there tell them you have to go.
5.if you break an ornement remember one thing
BLUE TACK FIXES EVERYTHING
6.offer to cook them dinner and then shout to them OH MY GOD YOUR FRIDGE IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!!
7.if you stay the night remember they will know you if have orderd for a porn site to be available
8.never take in a prostitute for the night they will know if they are or not.
9.take in a universal remote control and have some fun when they are watching tv.
10.invite the police round and tell them it's a strip club.
> Presedenté Nash wrote:
> Jmaul, be honest. How long on average did it take you to come up
> with
> each of those?
>
> 5 mins ? il post another 1 in a sec
Please, please, no more for today. I'm not sure my gut can take another dose of the strain from the continuous laughter I was doing while reading the original post.
> Jmaul, be honest. How long on average did it take you to come up with
> each of those?
5 mins ? il post another 1 in a sec
> Pretty damn witty post there Jmaul
fanx man i am lik so naughti!!!!1111ONE!!!!11ELEVEN!!
And i dont think any one could turn a fridge upside down on their own with out making alot of mess and noise.
> Der Nazi wrote:
> Pretty damn witty post there Jmaul, but please try and use proper
> English the whole way through, next time.
>
> You were being patronising I hope?
Yup.