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"Last night..."

..my bra broke!! So i had to take it off and i was wearing that top!! Thank God it was atthe end of the night!!

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'm sure mine has been given whiplash a few times
>
> Do you know what? Sex is rubbish and extremely overated.
>
> It should only occur when I'm drunk and can't sleep.

It's certainly not worth jumping through loads of hoops for and losing any sense of identity you once had.

It's alright though. :)

Am gonna have to do the course....

And that'll be for straining the baby, will it?

[I] Whats that?

Dunno...Umbilical cord?

*Throws in disgust* Ewww...

Mystique wrote:
> Must explain why I keep on putting the TV's plug into my mouth and
> fella's woo hoos into plug sockets....

They might enjoy it.
Shocking !

English_Bloke wrote:
> You know as much about our tackle as you do about how to wire a plug.
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Must explain why I keep on putting the TV's plug into my mouth and fella's woo hoos into plug sockets....

I'm sure mine has been given whiplash a few times

Do you know what? Sex is rubbish and extremely overated.

It should only occur when I'm drunk and can't sleep.

I thought we were still quotething the raven.

You’re very blunt.
Most people at least buy me a drink first.

Dya fancy a bit of a....?

Go on then...