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the newer the product the worse it is (PC WISE), when the next door neighbour's mental dog attcks!
monitor : flatscreen - you hit the dog with the flatscreen, the dog now has a very expensive collar,
--------: crt - you hit the dog with the crt, the dog has a nasty bump on the head and can't see (head in box)
mice : cordless - you try to strangle the dog but the wire has GONE!
-----: corded - you get the wire and strangle the dog simple.
-----: optical - you try to blind the dog with the weak red light beam...
-----: balled - you take the ball out and throw it far away the dog follows.
keyboard : detachable wist rested - you hit the dog with keyboard the rist rest falls off.
temprature sensored system : you pick up the *cold* processor and press against dog... *dog eats*
without temprature controls : you pick up the *boiling* processor and press against dog ... YELP!
pc cases : alloy - you hit the dog the case it bent and no damage
---------: Hardened steel - THWACK
monitor : flatscreen - you hit the dog with the flatscreen, the dog now has a very expensive collar,
--------: crt - you hit the dog with the crt, the dog has a nasty bump on the head and can't see (head in box)
mice : cordless - you try to strangle the dog but the wire has GONE!
-----: corded - you get the wire and strangle the dog simple.
-----: optical - you try to blind the dog with the weak red light beam...
-----: balled - you take the ball out and throw it far away the dog follows.
keyboard : detachable wist rested - you hit the dog with keyboard the rist rest falls off.
temprature sensored system : you pick up the *cold* processor and press against dog... *dog eats*
without temprature controls : you pick up the *boiling* processor and press against dog ... YELP!
pc cases : alloy - you hit the dog the case it bent and no damage
---------: Hardened steel - THWACK
Hahahaha, it made me laugh.
So what the hell do I do when my neighbour's budgie nips over the fence and goes for me neck? Pff.
Personally, I've always found the old paw-in-the-cpu-fan to be the best trick around anyway.
Personally, I've always found the old paw-in-the-cpu-fan to be the best trick around anyway.
i hope you all remebered todays lesson : "the newer the product the worse it is" (when neighbours dog attacks)
does not apply to budgies or parrots, works on cats and ginea pigs though
does not apply to budgies or parrots, works on cats and ginea pigs though
be§§ant™ wrote:
> the newer the product the worse it is (PC WISE)
I could have sworn you were talking about how useful it was Dog-wise.
> the newer the product the worse it is (PC WISE)
I could have sworn you were talking about how useful it was Dog-wise.
be§§ant™ wrote:
> detachable wist rested
Is this an encrypted message to a fellow terrorist or what?
> detachable wist rested
Is this an encrypted message to a fellow terrorist or what?
I am... speechless.
Fantastic.
Such a great insight into crap.
Well done.
Such a great insight into crap.
Well done.
the newer the product the worse it is (PC WISE), when the next door neighbour's mental dog attcks!
monitor : flatscreen - you hit the dog with the flatscreen, the dog now has a very expensive collar,
--------: crt - you hit the dog with the crt, the dog has a nasty bump on the head and can't see (head in box)
mice : cordless - you try to strangle the dog but the wire has GONE!
-----: corded - you get the wire and strangle the dog simple.
-----: optical - you try to blind the dog with the weak red light beam...
-----: balled - you take the ball out and throw it far away the dog follows.
keyboard : detachable wist rested - you hit the dog with keyboard the rist rest falls off.
temprature sensored system : you pick up the *cold* processor and press against dog... *dog eats*
without temprature controls : you pick up the *boiling* processor and press against dog ... YELP!
pc cases : alloy - you hit the dog the case it bent and no damage
---------: Hardened steel - THWACK
monitor : flatscreen - you hit the dog with the flatscreen, the dog now has a very expensive collar,
--------: crt - you hit the dog with the crt, the dog has a nasty bump on the head and can't see (head in box)
mice : cordless - you try to strangle the dog but the wire has GONE!
-----: corded - you get the wire and strangle the dog simple.
-----: optical - you try to blind the dog with the weak red light beam...
-----: balled - you take the ball out and throw it far away the dog follows.
keyboard : detachable wist rested - you hit the dog with keyboard the rist rest falls off.
temprature sensored system : you pick up the *cold* processor and press against dog... *dog eats*
without temprature controls : you pick up the *boiling* processor and press against dog ... YELP!
pc cases : alloy - you hit the dog the case it bent and no damage
---------: Hardened steel - THWACK