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"Absolutely amazing."

http://www.darknightfilms.com/Ascension.html

Look at the trailers and clips.

Bad acting, bad effects, the most generic of generic sound effects and a plot that even Five wouldn't touch.

Ah, I love it when nerds try to make films. In case it isn't obvious, the "star" of the film also wrote, directed and edited this half baked insult to the industry.

Some of us at college are actually considering buying the DVD. It's so bad that it HAS to be good.

Pandaemonium wrote:

> That cut where the guy in the most dynamic fight scene I have ever
> seen gts kicked off the roof is one of the greatest things I have
> ever seen. A total disregard for continuity and lighting.

just got this video... you're quite right, it's an awful cut. i just love how the guy randomly reappears on the side of the roof though.. class! :)

*novelty wears off, clip is deleted*

I can't decide whether these films are meant to be crap (Garth Marenghi style) or if they are actually genuine. If they the latter, then that only makes it all the more funnier. Download the clips where you can, it shows jus how bad the acting, effects and dialogue really are.

if nothing else it's inspired me to have a go at short film making, i'm fairly sure i can do better :)

Blockbuster Video actually refused to rent me Ankle Biters. Took it to the till, but they said it was so bad they wouldn't go and get it. Settled for Hard Cash instead. "Crime" "caper" "starring" Christian Slater, Val Kilmer, and Mini-Me! Most obscure quote out of nowhere ever: "Time to make the doughnuts!". It sucked.

Presedenté Nash wrote:
> The best thing ever.
>
> [URL]http://www.darknightfilms.com/CKscene2.wmv[/URL]
>
> I beg you all, watch it.


(tears in eyes) Bwhahahahahaha.

That cut where the guy in the most dynamic fight scene I have ever seen gts kicked off the roof is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. A total disregard for continuity and lighting.

These microbudget features suck generally. "It's so bad that it HAS to be good." I remember thinking that about "Ankle Biters". It was so bad I turned it off half way through.

There is some gold to be founbd in them, but its only a couple of flakes buried under a ton of crap. ;)

downloading trailer 1 now.

That music on his site is well annoying, how the hell do you stop it!? I'm trying to listen to my own music!

Worst. Actor. Ever.

"Are you ok?...I'm on it."

The best thing ever.

[URL]http://www.darknightfilms.com/CKscene2.wmv[/URL]

I beg you all, watch it.

That's one of the best things anyone’s ever shown me.
It's weepingly bad, the hero guys a complete dweeb, but the video clips are stunning pieces of work, with amazing quotes. "Here's to that super-human....son of a bïtch...his days are numbered."
*weep*

Oh, and "Shi.." lots.

And "I am your executioner, prepare to die."
*weeples*

But that Indiana Jones rip-off was totally awful, partly because of the annoying woman's high-pitched shriek, and the hero having a novelty beard.


Have you checked out their other movies? More genius.
"Yes.....put it on......put the mask on.............now."

Oh, and they rip off Indiana Jones in one scene. They'd claim it's a tribute, but we all know the real truth.

It's no coincidence that the guy starring in it is also the writer and there are sex scenes. Amazing.