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The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.
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Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
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Yuri that's probably the worst quote EVER.
It makes no sense and isn't in the slightest bit funny if you're not watching the show.
It makes no sense and isn't in the slightest bit funny if you're not watching the show.
Homer : "So, what we'll do, is while everyone else is twiddling their thumbs and going 'doooo-di-doo-di-doooo - dooo-di-dooooo - de-di-dooo-da ..."
Lisa : "DAD!"
Homer : "Oh, sorry, so they're all going 'Doooo-di-doooo-da-doooo - -da-da-di-da-dooooooo"
Lisa : "DAD!"
Homer : "We take the only bridge out of town"
*only bridge out of town gets blown to pieces by rocket*
sorry, you had to see it to find it funny
Lisa : "DAD!"
Homer : "Oh, sorry, so they're all going 'Doooo-di-doooo-da-doooo - -da-da-di-da-dooooooo"
Lisa : "DAD!"
Homer : "We take the only bridge out of town"
*only bridge out of town gets blown to pieces by rocket*
sorry, you had to see it to find it funny
Heh
That's one of my favourite episodes.
Pity they don't make 'em like they used to.
That's one of my favourite episodes.
Pity they don't make 'em like they used to.
yeah, Futurama has some awsome quotes for sure:
Zapp: Kiff, i've made it with a hot alien babe... inform the men!
----
Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my uniform!
Kiff: The boy, sir??
Zapp: you. YOU lay out my uniform.
and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw it last night. go stand in the corner.
Zapp: Kiff, i've made it with a hot alien babe... inform the men!
----
Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my uniform!
Kiff: The boy, sir??
Zapp: you. YOU lay out my uniform.
and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw it last night. go stand in the corner.
Very_Metal wrote:
> yeah, Futurama has some awsome quotes for sure:
>
> Zapp: Kiff, i've made it with a hot alien babe... inform the men!
> ----
>
> Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my uniform!
> Kiff: The boy, sir??
> Zapp: you. YOU lay out my uniform.
>
> and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw
> it last night. go stand in the corner.
So? it's a funny one!
> yeah, Futurama has some awsome quotes for sure:
>
> Zapp: Kiff, i've made it with a hot alien babe... inform the men!
> ----
>
> Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my uniform!
> Kiff: The boy, sir??
> Zapp: you. YOU lay out my uniform.
>
> and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw
> it last night. go stand in the corner.
So? it's a funny one!
Here's some more quotes. They're from Futurama, though.
Episode 1
Fry: "I don't want to be a delivery boy."
Leela: "Don't worry, here you'll be treated with respect and dignity. Now, strip off so I can insert your career chip!"
episode 2
Professor Farnsworth: "Before you go into space, Fry, you'll need to see a doctor for a medical. I should warn you, though. He is strange." (in Fry's ear) "he wears sandals!"
Episode 1
Fry: "I don't want to be a delivery boy."
Leela: "Don't worry, here you'll be treated with respect and dignity. Now, strip off so I can insert your career chip!"
episode 2
Professor Farnsworth: "Before you go into space, Fry, you'll need to see a doctor for a medical. I should warn you, though. He is strange." (in Fry's ear) "he wears sandals!"
Yuri_Fan wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
> and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw
> it last night. go stand in the corner.
> So? it's a funny one!
no. no it isn't.
for the reasons Tiltawhirl has already mentioned, and many more besides.
> Very_Metal wrote:
> and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw
> it last night. go stand in the corner.
> So? it's a funny one!
no. no it isn't.
for the reasons Tiltawhirl has already mentioned, and many more besides.
*Bart's driving around in tank with the police following*
Police Chief Wiggum: Lou, shoot the tyres out
Lou: But Chief... it's a tank
Wiggum: I'm getting real tired of your excuses, Lou
Police Chief Wiggum: Lou, shoot the tyres out
Lou: But Chief... it's a tank
Wiggum: I'm getting real tired of your excuses, Lou
Another Futurama:
Zapp: We were ruined from the start, all what is left now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Kiff: Why! Thats suprisingly noble of you, Sir.
Zapp: No Kiff! Thats suprisingly noble of you. From now on, your in command.
Farnsworth: (*Shouting & Holding his chest, like he's having a heart attack*) Oh my God!!
Fry: What is it?
Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
Farnsworth : Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
Fry : Wow.
Farnsworth : Not on the same channel, of course...
Zoidberg : Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Zoidberg : No, no, not that mouth.
Fry : I only have one.
Zoidberg : Really?
Fry : Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg : Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry : [*coughs*]Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Zoidberg : What? My mother was a saint! Get out!
Fry : This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela : Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.
Zapp: Captains Log, Stardate Urrrrr.
[Kiff Groans]
Kiff: April 13th
Zapp: POINT 1. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
[pause]
Zapp: Kiff, I'm asking you a question.
[Kiff groans]
Zapp: We were ruined from the start, all what is left now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Kiff: Why! Thats suprisingly noble of you, Sir.
Zapp: No Kiff! Thats suprisingly noble of you. From now on, your in command.
Farnsworth: (*Shouting & Holding his chest, like he's having a heart attack*) Oh my God!!
Fry: What is it?
Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
Farnsworth : Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
Fry : Wow.
Farnsworth : Not on the same channel, of course...
Zoidberg : Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Zoidberg : No, no, not that mouth.
Fry : I only have one.
Zoidberg : Really?
Fry : Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg : Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry : [*coughs*]Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Zoidberg : What? My mother was a saint! Get out!
Fry : This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela : Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.
Zapp: Captains Log, Stardate Urrrrr.
[Kiff Groans]
Kiff: April 13th
Zapp: POINT 1. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
[pause]
Zapp: Kiff, I'm asking you a question.
[Kiff groans]
Moe : So this was all a scam! And on Christmas!
Barney: Yeah! Jesus must be spinning in his grave.
Barney: Yeah! Jesus must be spinning in his grave.
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