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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Marge: What's that? Oh my God, it's smoke!

Lisa: It smells like the art teacher's office!

Homer: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky; Smoke on the water...

Homer - Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.

Lisa - Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

©H®I§ wrote:
> *Highly Excitable* wrote:
> ©H®I§ wrote:
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> Homer: WOW! A three day week end.
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> That is probably wrong, but it is some thing like that.
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> It's 4 day weekend, but it's still funny
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> Are you blind? That's what I put!!! :D


Does it matter? ©H®I§ has put it down correctly!!!

Marge : "Kids can be so cruel"

Bart : "We can? Thanks Mom!"

*runs upstairs*

Lisa : "OOOOOWWW, MOM!"

Homer - To start press any key. Where's the Any key?

Yuri_Fan wrote:
> ©H®I§ wrote:
> *Highly Excitable* wrote:
> ©H®I§ wrote:
>
> Homer: WOW! A three day week end.
>
> That is probably wrong, but it is some thing like that.
>
> It's 4 day weekend, but it's still funny
>
> Are you blind? That's what I put!!! :D
>
>
> Does it matter? ©H®I§ has put it down correctly!!!


Heh, the power of editing posts.

"The sixties ended for me that very sad day in 1978..."

Got another one;


*Homer is looking through Lisa's "Wired" Magazine*

Homer: Gee, they have the Internet on computers now!

I know these aint simpsons quotes, but there are Futurama Quotes and come under the same thing. Most are of Zapp Brannigan, who i think is the best animated Character from any of the animated series ever....

Zapp: "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

Zapp (after having his ship crashing towards a planet) "You win again, gravity!"

Zapp (givin Kiff advice) "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

Zapp: "Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast"

Zapp: "I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan."

Got yet ANOTHER one:

*Snake is walking up to the alley*

Snake: "One, Two, Three, 4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Bye!"
Chief Wiggum: "Uh, we forfeit. I guess you guys win!"