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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

HOMER - 'Simpson, Homer Simpson, hes the greatest guy in history, from the town of springfield, hes about to hit a chestnut tree' *HITS TREE*

'D'oH!'

homer: Lousy Smarch weather!

abe: i see death every where i go. DEATHHHHH!!! *points at maggie*
Lisa: thats just maggie
Abe: DEATHHHHH! *points at the dog*
Lisa: thats the dog
Abe: DEATHHHHH!!!! *points at maggie*
Lisa: thats maggie again grandpa.

CD: Who wears short shorts?
Homer: I wear short shorts! (Points to underpants)

"You are banned from this historical society. You, your children and your childrens children ..... for three months!"

Marge: The school nurse thinks Bart has the plague

Ah Simpsons... the source of all comedy!

After Homer is caught stealing grease from the school by Groundskeeper Willy:

Grounds Keeper: "Ayyy! I mean Acht! What are you doing here?"
Homer: "I am on... ...foreign exchange..."
Grounds Keeper: "Oh really where from?"
Homer: "Er... erm... Bonnie wee Scotland."
Grounds Keeper: "Hey i'm from Scotland too, which part?"
Homer: "Er... North Kilt Town."
Grounds Keeper: "Oh no, it can ne be, I'm from North Kilt Town! Hey do you know a Douglas Mc Klee?"
Homer: "Oh aye... wait a minute theres no Douglas Mc Klee in North Kilt Town, why you're not from Scotland at all!"
Grounds Keeper: "Ahh... dont be silly of course..."
*He notices the grease disapearing from the store*
Grounds Keeper: "Hey thats Willy's retirement gift!"

Brilliant.

Homer : "Well, since we started this bear patrol, I haven't seen a single bear"
Lisa : "That doesn't mean anything, dad, that's just like saying this rock keeps tigers away"
Homer : "Huh?"
Lisa : "Well, do you see any tigers?"
Homer : "Lisa, I wish to buy your rock"

Homer : "Ok marge, no deer for a month"