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Thu 26/06/03 at 23:01
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Well that’s it, all confirmed, I got my offer letter through the other day.

I had to fill out a security questionnaire. Have you been, or are you likely to be involved in any type of international terrorism? Who ticks the yes box?

So, I start on the 21st of next month, I have to go and have my measurements for my uniform taken on Monday.

It’s a big relief for it to finally be official, having spent the last 2 years going through the application process. My away training will last for 15 weeks and I will be policing the streets by Christmas (nice time to be a newbie).

So, as of next month I will not be posting for a while, just thought I would give you all some warning…so the grieving can be a gradual process.

YAY!
Mon 30/06/03 at 10:43
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"bit of a brain"
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CGJ™ wrote:
> Your a jolly old English_BLOKE! Your a policeyman!

I despair, I really do.
There's only one solution:
I WILL BRING PAIN AND SUFFERING UPON YOU ALL. But not English_Bloke, for he am a copper.
Mon 30/06/03 at 00:34
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Mystique wrote:
> Ok, so what I want to know is when you coppers are called out because
> people are setting fireworks off for a party it only takes ten minutes
> to arrive. Yet if someone i burgled, it takes ten times that or no one
> arrives at all.
>
> Why, why is that?
>
> (Yep, I'm a git)

Well duh, they want to enjoy the fireworks too.
Mon 30/06/03 at 00:11
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Ok, so what I want to know is when you coppers are called out because people are setting fireworks off for a party it only takes ten minutes to arrive. Yet if someone i burgled, it takes ten times that or no one arrives at all.

Why, why is that?

(Yep, I'm a git)
Sun 29/06/03 at 17:44
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Your a jolly old English_BLOKE! Your a policeyman!
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:54
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English_Man?
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:52
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"Plate of glue"
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Your a jolly old English_Man! Your a policeyman!
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:49
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"Sex On Wheels"
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Heh excellent, I think they should arm all police men so they look like Neo etc in the Matrix. Seriously imagine some cops coming up to you dressed all in black holding a variety of guns. I'd slurry my pants lol.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:37
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I think all policemen should be armed with gattling guns as standard.
As for policewomen, just give them a big truncheon each.
Sun 29/06/03 at 16:07
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"Sex On Wheels"
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Excellent, now that you're a member of the police force what do you say to police being armed with guns?
Sun 29/06/03 at 10:14
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I wish you well PC English_Bloke. May your life be forever blessed.

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