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Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
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good post, if only they added these, maybe on the second or third time you play the game.
Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
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