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"MGS2 Spoofs"

Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:

May include SPOILERS


Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.

"Snake makes sound"

Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then

"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"

Vamp: S***

"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"

Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin

Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***

"You die as Raiden"

Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead

Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head

"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"

"Guard kicks box"

Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks

"when Raiden meets Vamp"

Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot

Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?

"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha

Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?

On the tanker

Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool

If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.

Let's try and think of some more

LOL, All of these jokes are great!

lol @ all of these!

RM18 wrote:
> Fortune: Somebody kill me

Ocelot: Ok (blow her head off)

And...

Imagine
> when your're fighting Fatman, he accidently slips and falls into the water,
> starting a huge tidal wave that engulfs Big Shell and all the characters in the
> game

lol,

Fortune: Somebody kill me

Ocelot: Ok (blow her head off)

And...

Imagine when your're fighting Fatman, he accidently slips and falls into the water, starting a huge tidal wave that engulfs Big Shell and all the characters in the game

RM18 wrote:
> I've got one

You know where Otacon slams on the lift door with his hand,
> imagine if the door opened and he fell through

lol, or if the parrot dies because it has trapped wind when it is about to say i miss you.......?

(Its a possibility)!

I've got one

You know where Otacon slams on the lift door with his hand, imagine if the door opened and he fell through

I've adapted this one a bit....

"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden farts, slips and falls on his back"

what about the other one?

RM18 wrote:
> This is an adaptation of a previous one but...

Rose: Jack, do remember what
> day it is today?

Jack: No, um, sorry

Rose: Do you know what day it is next
> week?

Jack: Sorry Rose I can't remember

Rose: You know that suit you
> wear?

Jack: Yeah, what about it?

Rose: Do you wear boxers or shorts
> underneath?

Jack: What is this? 20-freakin'-questions or something?


I love it!