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"MGS2 Spoofs"

Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:

May include SPOILERS


Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.

"Snake makes sound"

Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then

"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"

Vamp: S***

"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"

Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin

Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***

"You die as Raiden"

Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead

Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head

"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"

"Guard kicks box"

Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks

"when Raiden meets Vamp"

Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot

Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?

"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha

Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?

On the tanker

Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool

If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.

Otacon looks at E.E's dead body, picks up her muddy and smells it

Otacon: P.E! P.E!

Snake: Otacon...er...isn't it E.E?

Otacon: No it just reminds me of when I fell over in P.E

This is an adaptation of a previous one but...

Rose: Jack, do remember what day it is today?

Jack: No, um, sorry

Rose: Do you know what day it is next week?

Jack: Sorry Rose I can't remember

Rose: You know that suit you wear?

Jack: Yeah, what about it?

Rose: Do you wear boxers or shorts underneath?

Jack: What is this? 20-freakin'-questions or something?

lol

Quazimodo wrote:
> Yeah, they should have put it on "The Making Of
> MGS2" Disc, that
> comes with the game!

Yeh, i was looking in Woolworths today and saw they
> didn't have that disk in theres!!
I haven't got round to watching it yet (I've
> been to busy playing the game!)

Me neither, my freind told me it was good though!

Yeah, they should have put it on "The Making Of
> MGS2" Disc, that comes with the game!

Yeh, i was looking in Woolworths today and saw they didn't have that disk in theres!!
I haven't got round to watching it yet (I've been to busy playing the game!)

SMÉAGOL wrote:
> My experience:

Colonel: Are you going to play that all day?

Me:
> .........What?

Colonel: Turn off the CONSOLE!


Now that was spooky!

Yeh, and when he says thats your Role, this is a role playing game you know....i was about to hit my PS2!

Very Funny. Great post.

My experience:

Colonel: Are you going to play that all day?

Me: .........What?

Colonel: Turn off the CONSOLE!


Now that was spooky!

Microchips wrote:
> "Scene where Raiden meets President"

Raiden: Hey..Waht are you
> doing?
President: Oh, You are a woman!
Raiden: What? Do you think I would
> have girly hair to look like a man?

HEHE
Nice

"Scene where Raiden meets President"

Raiden: Hey..Waht are you doing?
President: Oh, You are a woman!
Raiden: What? Do you think I would have girly hair to look like a man?