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Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
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Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
May include SPOILERS
Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.
"Snake makes sound"
Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"
Vamp: S***
"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"
Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin
Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***
"You die as Raiden"
Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead
Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head
"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"
"Guard kicks box"
Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks
"when Raiden meets Vamp"
Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot
Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?
"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha
Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?
On the tanker
Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool
If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.
good post, if only they added these, maybe on the second or third time you play the game.
lol, good one, I'll try and think up some of my own
Thanks for the feedback guys!
I thought up another Rose/Raiden spoof
"Rose Phones Raiden"
Rose: So Jack, Do you remember what day it is?
Raiden: You already told me, April 30
Rose: Yeah and that is......
Raiden: ...Your....Birthday?
Rose: No! It was the day we met! Remember? When we went up to the top of the Empire State Building........
Raiden: .........Your Point?
Rose: Well my point is...
"Raiden Shoots Himself"
"BANG! BANG! BANG!"
Rose: Jack!? JAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought up another Rose/Raiden spoof
"Rose Phones Raiden"
Rose: So Jack, Do you remember what day it is?
Raiden: You already told me, April 30
Rose: Yeah and that is......
Raiden: ...Your....Birthday?
Rose: No! It was the day we met! Remember? When we went up to the top of the Empire State Building........
Raiden: .........Your Point?
Rose: Well my point is...
"Raiden Shoots Himself"
"BANG! BANG! BANG!"
Rose: Jack!? JAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol thats pretty funny ashman
gave me a good laugh and a reminder of the great bits
in the game!
weldone
gave me a good laugh and a reminder of the great bits
in the game!
weldone
The WHo Goes There one is excellent...I know its an old classic but it never fails to amuse :)
AshMan wrote:
Guard:
> Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
LOL :) Thats one of the funniest things i have ever read on those forums. Excellent.
Guard:
> Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then
LOL :) Thats one of the funniest things i have ever read on those forums. Excellent.
$alvatore wrote:
> They are all great,it would be good if they released a DVD full of MGS2 outakes
Yeah, they should have put it on "The Making Of MGS2" Disc, that comes with the game!
> They are all great,it would be good if they released a DVD full of MGS2 outakes
Yeah, they should have put it on "The Making Of MGS2" Disc, that comes with the game!
AshMan wrote:
> $alvatore wrote:
> They are all great,it would be good if they released a
> DVD full of MGS2 outakes
Like the Rush Hour films - seeing Snake and Ocelot laughing as one of them fluffs their lines would be, to quote Bill and Ted, 'most excellent'!
> $alvatore wrote:
> They are all great,it would be good if they released a
> DVD full of MGS2 outakes
Like the Rush Hour films - seeing Snake and Ocelot laughing as one of them fluffs their lines would be, to quote Bill and Ted, 'most excellent'!
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