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"Bird Flu"

I'm surprised nobody has made a topic with all the scare mongering going on.

I must say, reading my paper today I started to get a little edgy. My history lessons remind me of the Spanish Flu of 1918 that killed 50 million people

It also affects healthy youngsters like myself and I live in an urban area full of other young people, great.

Already been. Apparently, it's a combination of a gastroenterital bug that's going round, the vast swathes of ibuprofen I've been taking for it so's I can get to work, and me being on tablets for stomach cramps; the resultant mixture caused a bit of bleeding. Nowt remotely serious, but quite sufficient to scare a hypochondriac like me!

Azul luvs u wrote:
> Chavez XVI wrote:
> Hopefully its just the goverment exadurating
>
> Words of wisdom, old boy!

Thanks! And sorry about the spelling!

They say that 750,000 people may die in Britain!That does'nt sound right!

I'm thinking you should go to the doctor Light.

Just don't clench.
In all seriousness, best getting it seen to, think you're porbably to young for prostate cancer or whatever.

A lot of blood?

Hmm....still evacuating blood. Still feeling oh so fine.

Bah.

That's so rubbish it made me laugh.

Anyway, I edited it.

So, ner.

Or just the Crowbar's bouncer...

And a wrench to beat people to death.

A crow in a yellow jumpsuit with black stripes...

They could be a little more stylish about it, with smart suits and tommy-guns in violin cases.